http://mrbadak.com/2009/08/10/avoid-h1n1-dont-masturbate-and-be-straight/

LMAO... Okay kiddies masturbation has been proven to be harmful, -DON'T- do it.

In my opinion homos need to gtfo anyway.

Dr. V. M. Palaniappan said that such activities caused the body to develop friction heat ... however normal sexual union between members of the opposite sex was absolutely safe.

Somebody needs a younger girlfriend.

Masturbation=Swine Flu!

tl;dr

Someone sum this up for me.

I feel disturbed.

Quote from General Douchington

tl;dr



Someone sum this up for me.

Well then..

Dr Palaniappan said his 33 years of research had shown that high acidity in the body resulted in loss of immunity, thus making people more susceptible to viral diseases like Influenza A (H1N1).

33 years of either testing people masturbating or doing homo activities or masturbating himself and being a homo....to find that?

Anyways, it doesnt cause it, it just make your body's acidity Higher than usual which makes your immune system weaker which make it easy to any flu to attack you.
To prevent it just drink anything with alkaline to neutralize it.
Like, coconut water [twice a day for three days if you felt like your feverish and burning or some shit]

or orang juice, pomelo, and lemon have potassium which is an alkalin metal [I think]..

Ten bucks says this guy has a small penis.

That must be why my throat is a bit scratchy now.

This article has gotten me all hot and bothered.

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LMAO... Okay kiddies masturbation has been proven to be harmful, -DON'T- do it.

In my opinion homos need to gtfo anyway.

Are you saying only homo's wank?

Yeah. You know. Like a representative of trolltheism.

I see.

No. I said that because it was relative to the article.

Why doesn't this article surprise me....

what do gays do that straights don't?