I was just sitting around, thinking and dooing nothing like I often do, when it occured to me that god actually exists. I believe that if you think of something in your mind, it then exists. It may only exist in your head, but it exists. So god has to be real. Now whether you believe god physically exists or has magical powers or not is totally different. Now, we have to alter the definition of atheist and agnostic to fit this.
Am I totally full of it?