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Sep 10, 2009 5:10 AM #485829
Sure there may be a thread but I loved this movie so god damned much I don't care.

Spoilers AHOY!

I should first say that I watched a horrible copy but my internet was out at my Moms and I had finished the last season of Robot Chicken and I had nothing else to watch. What I watched had Russian subtitles but the person managed to be so kind to put english subtitles (With some dodgy spelling) over the russian ones but forgot to put english titles over the parts where they told the characters names as they were giving interviews. But I looked up the characters and I know them now.

Alright now to 'review' it.

I really really liked it. I loved the feel of how it was a documentary and seemed to cut in and out of it at times until finally not being so documentary-ish for most of the movie but towards the end did it again very nicely. I really liked the main character, Wikus. His image as a office boy dedicated to his job wasn't all that annoying but it was still a bit silly but that only made his 'transformation' into what he became more incredible. It turns out the guy who played him is a South African TV and film producer who had never acted before named Sharlto Copley. I can't say too much of the other characters since they were either misguided friends of Wikuz or total assholes trying to kill him.
The aliens on the otehr hand or "Prawns" were really cool looking. At times they seemed kind robotic but organic. Hard to explain. I just haven't seen an alien like that in movies, the grown up ones could hold an image of being something you do not want to **** with but at times seemed pretty gentle despite the tentacles coming from their mouth. The kid ones were just cute all around, the one and only one you do see was pretty cute.
The biggest thing I liked was how Wikus changed mentally and physically. The way he looked at the end Not full on prawn, the stage before that with one yellow eye was really cool. But the ending was kinda sad but not too sad. I like movies with a sad endign where the good guy doesn't really win like Valkyrie but here he did kinda win. All I want to know is will there be a second one? Or does he just stay a prawn forever making flowers for his wife?

I don't see how they could do a second one and even if they thought of a way to, I don't think they should. But that god damn alien promised...3 years. And I guess it's not too late to change him back? I thought once he went full prawn that was it. And even if they can change him back what would they do? Revolution? Throw over MNU? Make aliens and humans live all hunkey doory? Aliens just leave to their planet? Why did they leave it in the first place? SO MANY QUESTIONS. As Long as Wikus is there, I'm happy.
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Sep 10, 2009 6:08 AM #485835
i know you think for some reason he can't be changed back. they never once said that.
the alien guy said that he needs to save his people, and that is going to take him 3 years. after he saves his people, then he will change him back into a human.
theres the sequel. theres going to be one in 3 years i'm sure, if there isn't, that would be lame.

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Sep 10, 2009 7:45 PM #486032
Neil hasn't done much hinting at a sequel, but seeing how amazing his work at adapting District 9 was, I'd like to see him adapt one of his other shorts, particularly Yellow:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmd8BDiB-qU

Oh, and Of course I'd love for him to do Halo. Finally.
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Sep 10, 2009 7:46 PM #486033
i hope they never do a halo movie!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 10, 2009 10:35 PM #486075
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i hope they never do a halo movie!!!!!!!!!!!


fuck you. :'(
Really hurtful.
Really.
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Sep 10, 2009 11:12 PM #486094
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fuck you. :'(
Really hurtful.
Really.


shuddup FANBOY!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 11, 2009 1:36 AM #486132
District 10 is coming, it's already official.

The main character blew me away, oscar-worthy performance. Also Mini, you are misinformed, that is not his first time acting, but it is definitely his first big role.
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Sep 11, 2009 1:48 AM #486140
Link it then if its "official" That sounds ****ing stupid.
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Sep 11, 2009 2:22 AM #486159
What's stupid is the Tampa Bay Rays..
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Sep 11, 2009 2:38 AM #486171
I'm assuming you were lying, correct?
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Sep 11, 2009 3:56 AM #486186
AFRICA is an idiot.

I'd also like to state again how adorable the aliens seemed. I really liked their look.
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Sep 11, 2009 3:57 AM #486187
What the fook is going on here man? FOOK YOU YOU MOTHAFOOKA, OH FOOKIN SHIT WHAT DA FOOK!?!?
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Sep 11, 2009 4:06 AM #486193
What the fook miniman. You're a walking spoiler.

Adding a spoiler tag to the thread name because of all the images and stuff.
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Sep 11, 2009 6:01 AM #486216
Super job Dudeman.

God knows what would have happened if anyone had actually read my post and saw "SPOILERS AHOY" but kept on reading. Thank the stars you were here to add an extra measure to prevent such a catastrophe.
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Sep 11, 2009 8:57 PM #486352
No problem, man. You're welcome.

It's not like you have spoilers in your sig and avatar anyway. Not to mention that you happen to go everywhere on the forum to spread such spoilers. Just in case you feel I didn't do enough with the thread title, I can always rape your profile for good measure.
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