To whom it may concern,
Well in this serious-business thread I will have to seriously and unjokingly decide upon cake, the cooked soft bread covered in frosting, for the fact that no matter what flavor it would be I would rather have any kind of cake (even MUD cake no less!) than an untimely or even timely death. I would like to request cake above death because I have no will to die for several reasons, only one being that I do not know when one expires! I would rather have even disease causing cake rather than death! The serious business at hand, being not a joking matter at all, as specified by out OP, should show cake as a perfectly doable and reasonable answer rather than death. One might point out that the thread may be about Making cake or death! The question is less extreme but personally, I would much rather bake any kind of cake than make any kind of death. Why? Because I simply love cake and would enjoy making it for myself. Why this as well? Because it is a joy of labor paid off! Even cooking only for other people is better than killing anything in my opinion. Even killing a fly would do less good than making a cake! Even making a mud cake for eating it myself would be better than making or having anyh kind of death!
In conclusion, my opinion stands here: cake is an overall better than death. It is a better experience to endure in any case! That is why i have chosen cake and not death because it is not opposite day.
Thank you for your time and cooperation reading my business, no-nonsense post.
~Kit
