The Rant Thread

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Sep 23, 2009 11:05 PM #491043
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That douchebag "friend" I used to rant on here alot, has recently become very very very pissed off at me, because girls that he liked are asking me to take them to the homecoming dance, and for my whole life he tried to piss me off saying how ugly and fat I was and I had no life and was so stupid, he said it so much he actually began to believe it himself, he managed to completely mind**** himself into developing an image of a fat unhygenic retarded faggot out of me. And my god, the day I told him that the girls he liked, had asked me to take them to the dance, just, his face was a ****ing thing of the century. So, after he had a complete total meltdown he tried so ****ing desperately to get into a conversation with me around groups of people, so he could embarrass me, he starts talking about how he got an xbox 360, and then suddenly changes the topic, telling me I had a tomato farm on my face (he thinks I have the worst acne on the entire planet, but I have about 4 pimples around my face), he made such a mistake saying that, because for some reason he went and shaved off all his hair, when I saw him the next day I nearly bursted out laughing, I saw so many pimples where his hair used to be combed over. Now when he gets into an argument with me, he just looks extremely scary.

Oh and, the reason I hate him the most, is because for some reason he feels its so neccessary to take my lunch that I had payed for using money I had earned. He just comes over and takes my chips or my slice of pizza, and later comes back, interrupts a conversation Im having with some friends, and just takes my cookie and I had saved for dessert and shoves it whole in his mouth, and he just stands there staring at me with a smile and crumbs all over his face. I always ask him "What the **** is your problem dude, why dont you just go eat your lunch thats packed for you or just buy food yourself", and everytime he just looks to my friends or my girlfriend sitting at my lunch table and goes "Isn't he such a retard? (or something similiar to that)" with an "everyone loves me" tone, making the atmosphere completey awkward, and they just stare at him, eventually he just goes away. I've said this before and I'll say it again, I ****ing swear, he must have some sort of mental disorder.

Sounds you like you should just kick his ass in front of people.
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Sep 23, 2009 11:13 PM #491053
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High school, they dont have ****ing homecoming dances in middle school


Apparently some middle schools do have homecoming dances. Some of them have different names.

Im surprised your friend acts like that in high school, In my high school he'd be beaten down by the next person that comes his way.
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Sep 24, 2009 2:52 AM #491212
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I hate how it seems like the only thing people talk about here anymore is video games.


then stay out of the video games section.
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Sep 24, 2009 3:16 AM #491227
I hate class clowns, In Science we were dissecting frogs and the retarded ass class clown in our class cut his open enough that he can wear it on his head and ran around class. It was annoying and unpleasing to the eyes at the same time.
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Sep 24, 2009 3:18 AM #491228
i would be more worried about the poor fool's hygiene
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Sep 24, 2009 3:44 AM #491242
Quote from JEWISHPERSON
[Rant]

This place ****ing sucks, and always will suck, and has sucked for a long time now, but I can't leave.

[/Rant]

THIS THIS THIS OH GOD YES THIS

the trutheth be spokeneth
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Sep 24, 2009 3:50 AM #491246
everybody already knew that
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Sep 24, 2009 4:29 AM #491267
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then stay out of the video games section.


No that's my point. In the chat thread and even the majority of this thread, it seems to be the only thing that you guys talk about anymore.
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Sep 24, 2009 5:10 AM #491289
boo ****ing hoo, people like video games, deal with it, nerd.
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Sep 24, 2009 12:30 PM #491372
Quote from N T
There's this game that I hate. It's called:

The losing game





If you want to win the game, you can't think about the game.

If someone forgot about the game, they won, but they don't know it.

If someone remembers the game, they're supposed to say "I lost" , and if someone says "I won" the other people are supposed to say "You cheated"


Extremely annoying game, when you're with people that love it.


**** I lost the game.

Funnily enough, I am currently engaged in that game. Your usually also supposed to punch people who lose the game, and instead of saying it, screeming it out, no matter what you are engaged in.

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Forgive me if I'm wrong, but, 4chan didn't start The Game shit. Just because somebody knows it doesn't mean they're talking about it in that sense.

However, on this topic, and being in a thread dedicated to ranting, I really, really, really ****ing hate people who make it obvious they visit 4chan's /b/. Like it grants them instant respect and they then expect people to bow down infront of them. Or, like it's some super-secret cult. It's as well known as cancer, for **** sake. It's just as acceptable as cancer, aswell.
The only thing good to come from 4chan is the fact it gives all the idiots of the internet a home, those that have yet to find it reside on Youtube or Yahoo! Answers.
****ing 4chan and it's lack of humour. "Dur, funny faces being made lets caption it for LULZ!!!".


You completely read my thoughts, it's true, 4chaners are completely ignorant. They seem to live in a world where, if you dont engage in /b/ then you are dumb, or completely unaware of 4chan, and even forums for that manner. They automaticly come to the concensus that we all browse youtube, and are obsessive myspace users.

They really do think of themselves as special, and everyone else as uninformed retards. Go up to someone who you know regularly browses 4chan, and bring up the topic. They will most likely get pissed and act completely closed minded to your knowledge.

Although not all 4chaners are the same.

Irony - Im pretty sure my avatar originated in 4chan, who knows.
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Sep 24, 2009 11:51 PM #491598
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boo ****ing hoo, people like video games, deal with it, nerd.


lol at the irony in this. Also why so defensive?
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Sep 25, 2009 12:29 AM #491612
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Sep 27, 2009 4:01 AM #492514
Dear Adobe,
I ****ing hate you adobe.
Why don't you make a program that doesn't crash every ****ing day?
How about when I'm working for 2 and a half hours, and having an absent mind, forgot to save, you destroy all of my work withmout even a recovery program.
How the ****ing hell dare you make such a popular program that ****ing crashes!?
Have you seen Microsoft? Have you seen Word 2007? Whenever my computer shuts down and forgot to save it has a file recovery program, but that's too ****ing convenient for you isn't it? How the hell are you going to sit there picking your ass while many people get frustrated each day from your skippy shitty work?

Let Macromedia have flash back because you aren't good at this at all.

File for a chapter 11, Adobe. no one buys your over priced shit anyway.
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Sep 27, 2009 4:09 AM #492516
I've always hated Adobe.
What program was it anyway, Flash?
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Sep 27, 2009 5:18 AM #492531
twas flash. I re-did everything. The jury's hung on whether it's as good or better. The fact is 2 hours were wasted because they don't know how to make a program that works properly for the cost they expect.