Sony's New Dildo Controller!

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Sep 26, 2009 12:45 AM #491996
Really now Sony? Come on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgDV48JbYXw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeAHhUF7qSM

They just took the Wii controller, made it shaped like a dildo and added a huge ugly weird looking colored ball on the end and they call it a "Motion Controller". What about that fancy dandy six-axis in your controllers eh?

I know the console wars have everyone ripping each other off left and right but I think this is the most blatant rip-off of all. At least it's hilariously done.
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Sep 26, 2009 12:56 AM #492002
NONONONOO, this is 1:1 motion, Miniman. It's superior to the Wiimote. I don't even like the PS3 and I can see that.

And that's just a prototype, too. The final version will be more attractive.
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Sep 26, 2009 1:06 AM #492007
Wow, it seems to act like a real remote. It actually seems pretty cool. I'm sure the final aesthetic portion of the design will be worked on, though, so I believe the point of your thread has been lost.
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Sep 26, 2009 1:08 AM #492008
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NONONONOO, this is 1:1 motion, Miniman. It's superior to the Wiimote. I don't even like the PS3 and I can see that.
Sorry...what? You mean it's better than the wiimote?
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Sep 26, 2009 1:10 AM #492009
man, that shit looks like a deeldo
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Sep 26, 2009 1:35 AM #492013
Is that a picture of that Chad guy or something who made a bunch of Xbox 360 hate videos, and showed what a rich dick he was?
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Sep 26, 2009 1:45 AM #492016
Ermmmm. Yes, miniman, it's better than the Wiimote.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiX-26VL4bM

Just look at that. 1:1 motion vs the Wii's vague motion sensing.
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Sep 26, 2009 2:20 AM #492025
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Is that a picture of that Chad guy or something who made a bunch of Xbox 360 hate videos, and showed what a rich dick he was?


yes




now that i think about it, this can be pretty cool. serious improvement from the wii, better hardware and shit.
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Sep 26, 2009 2:28 AM #492028
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yes




now that i think about it, this can be pretty cool. serious improvement from the wii, better hardware and shit.


I'm really looking forward to playing some RPG with a sword and shit with that controller.
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Sep 26, 2009 2:29 AM #492030
mmm playin oblivion

or tes5
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Sep 26, 2009 2:30 AM #492031
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mmm playin oblivion

or tes5


I just came.
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Sep 26, 2009 2:44 AM #492033
Holy ****.

**** what I said...well not completely. Sure they copied the Wii but they did it so much better. All I think they need to do is make the 3-D models not go over the hand and they may have something. Oh that and an SDK developers can actually use.
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Sep 26, 2009 10:41 AM #492173
lol I agree with the rippoff. Its an exact wii ripp-off. That they don't got some kinda..idk some kinda copyright shit on it, but I guess it can't

Seems to work well though. I hope it works out, since im getting a ps3 soon, and if this bad boy works, yea its gonna blow the rest away

Edit: yea that indeed looks really awesome. I missed 3 minutes of the E3 one, so I see some more stuff here lol
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Sep 26, 2009 11:34 AM #492188
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mmm playin oblivion

or tes5


yes .
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Sep 26, 2009 1:32 PM #492216
Quote from Ssjbryando
lol I agree with the rippoff. Its an exact wii ripp-off. That they don't got some kinda..idk some kinda copyright shit on it, but I guess it can't

Seems to work well though. I hope it works out, since im getting a ps3 soon, and if this bad boy works, yea its gonna blow the rest away

Edit: yea that indeed looks really awesome. I missed 3 minutes of the E3 one, so I see some more stuff here lol


I'm assuming you saw the video I posted and that's why you edited, right?