If you regret doing her in the morning:

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-scared-by-fake-head-in-bed.html

I think he went a little far when he started hacking her body up and putting them in individual sandwich baggies.

The stick poking her was a nice touch, like a dick ololo

Just what i was thinking. Her thoughts:

"huh? What's that poking me? He's hard this time in the morning?"
"God, again? Let's just tell him to go away -"
*faces him*
"OH MY ****ING GOD IT'S SOMEONE ELSE! GET OUT OF THE BED NOW, GET OUT OF THE BED NOW!"

apparently he was bored.

Pretty hot girl.

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He's hard this time in the morning?"

automaton hasn't heard of morning wood, i guess.

Actually I have, and I've never once had it myself. Seriously, I don't get hard unless I'm aroused, even in the mornings.

Go see a doctor, ask him why you don't have any wood in the morning.

I expected a link to www.stickpage.com from OP.
Bad show sir, bad show.

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Actually I have, and I've never once had it myself. Seriously, I don't get hard unless I'm aroused, even in the mornings.

the reason for getting morning wood, is that when lying down, the blood flows to your tiny dick, though probably only happens when you lay on your back.

You should get morning wood nearly every day, it's abnormal not to during the teens.

Either Automaton doesn't have a dick, or he's like maximum 14.

Man she must be a really light sleeper. He was moving like it was his first time doing some kind of surgical operation.

I think it was late in the morning as it was pretty light outside.

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the reason for getting morning wood, is that when lying down, the blood flows to your tiny dick, though probably only happens when you lay on your back.

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You should get morning wood nearly every day, it's abnormal not to during the teens.

Either Automaton doesn't have a dick, or he's like maximum 14.

May be beacause I only lie on my side then.