You've seen these commercials.

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Oct 25, 2009 4:16 AM #505770
Every insurance commercial compares prices from other companies and in these comparisons they always come out on top.

Quote from allstate commercial
you think geico's the cheap insurance company, then wait until you hear this. average drivers who switch from geico to allstate save over 1 billion gajillion dollars.

Confused? well I'm black, so don't be.
*cue some cute music*


Quote from Progressive
We're the cheapest insurance company! we compare to everybody and we always come out on top!


Quote from esurance commercials
I'm a spy for some reason and we have a cheap insurance company! we compare electronically and we come up on top all the time!


Either I'm missing something or these guys are really far up their own assholes.

Discuss the hell out of this.
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Oct 25, 2009 4:52 AM #505776
Each insurance company gathers data on their choice of customers. So, they only compile and average the data based on the customers who indeed saved money. The averages are true for them, but it's misleading because you'd think the number they give is based on all of their customers, not just the ones who saved.
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Oct 25, 2009 6:04 AM #505787
That's biased and slimy.

**** this. I'm going with safe auto.
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Oct 25, 2009 6:10 AM #505790
i like the gecko
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Oct 25, 2009 6:32 AM #505797
Oh man businesses lying to get more customers?

NO WAY

Whats that? Look into the prices myself and not take commercials for truth?

LETS BE REASONABLE NOW
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Oct 25, 2009 6:58 AM #505809
Well, black people are always very influential. Then again, crazy women who creep people out is also worthy. But then there's the one that can turn you into a cartoon.

Oh man, I just can't choose.
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Oct 25, 2009 7:03 AM #505811
i always thought each one was the cheapest in its time, for example when allstate airs one of their commercials they are the cheapest, but when they don't they raise their prices a microscopic amount, and so does esurance etc. it's a universal cycle.
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Oct 25, 2009 7:27 AM #505816
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i always thought each one was the cheapest in its time, for example when allstate airs one of their commercials they are the cheapest, but when they don't they raise their prices a microscopic amount, and so does esurance etc. it's a universal cycle.


Nope, they just fudge the numbers.
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Oct 25, 2009 7:38 AM #505821
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i always thought each one was the cheapest in its time, for example when allstate airs one of their commercials they are the cheapest, but when they don't they raise their prices a microscopic amount, and so does esurance etc. it's a universal cycle.


How old are you?
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Oct 25, 2009 4:55 PM #506008
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How old are you?


yeah, you don't say that if your birthday is July 29, 1995.

you're only supposed to say that if you are pretty sure you're actually somewhat older than the poster.
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Oct 25, 2009 5:05 PM #506012
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yeah, you don't say that if your birthday is July 29, 1995.

you're only supposed to say that if you are pretty sure you're actually somewhat older than the poster.


I put up my birthday because I know that I'm not small and stupid enough to get ****ed up the ass from some guy on the internet and also think that whenever a commercial plays, it obviously means that they're currently the leading company in that development.

Now let's not get off-subject here.
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Oct 25, 2009 5:10 PM #506018
Quote from sAcReD
I put up my birthday because I know that I'm not small and stupid enough to get ****ed up the ass from some guy on the internet and also think that whenever a commercial plays, it obviously means that they're currently the leading company in that development.

Now let's not get off-subject here.

you have no idea what the definition of joking is, do you. probably because you're 14.
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Oct 25, 2009 5:12 PM #506019
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you have no idea what the definition of joking is, do you. probably because you're 14.


And neither do you, because you're probably 8.
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Oct 25, 2009 5:16 PM #506021
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And neither do you, because you're probably 8.


OOH GREAT INSULT THERE MISTER BIG MAN 14 YEAR OLD

seriously, that was probably the biggest blob of gay spewed out by a 14 year old, ever.
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Oct 25, 2009 6:02 PM #506042
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OOH GREAT INSULT THERE MISTER BIG MAN 14 YEAR OLD

seriously, that was probably the biggest blob of gay spewed out by a 14 year old, ever.

Does 'I <3 GBS' stand for "I love Gay Butt Sex?"

But seriously, faggot, stop provoking people and get off my thread before you end up banned. Your arguing, contrary to your stubborn beliefs, is immature and shitty. You seriously sound like you're 8. Now cut your losses and leave this thread, or better yet, this forum.

if that twig up your ass is still wiggling then PM sacred, but most importantly get the **** out of my thread. If you guys continue in this annoying argument I'll end up locking it.