http://www.cracked.com/article_16562_6-insane-sports-that-could-be-in-next-olympics.html

Yes to all of these. Helicopter racing seems a bit dodgy as to the "sport"-i-ness of driving (based on my opinion of Nascar), but still pretty cool I guess.

Pistol duels would be a hit.

That was a marvelous ski crash.

Pfff, dick jousting needs to be one of them.