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if you can go through this video without laughing, you will win the entire thread
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z8gXL6PmUI
You Laugh, You Lose (Ultimate version)
Started by: Krob | Replies: 35 | Views: 3,087
Nov 25, 2009 9:42 PM #517606
Nov 26, 2009 2:36 AM #517718

Nov 26, 2009 2:51 AM #517722




Nov 26, 2009 2:53 AM #517726
Quote from quake
holy shit, that sacred me more than it was funny.
Nov 26, 2009 3:05 AM #517736
Christ you all suck.
Nov 26, 2009 3:09 AM #517741
None of these are really that funny...


Nov 26, 2009 7:38 AM #517862
i lold
Nov 26, 2009 7:43 AM #517863
The last image scared me a little bit.
It's either that I don't laugh at images anymore or I didn't find any of these funny.
It's either that I don't laugh at images anymore or I didn't find any of these funny.
Nov 26, 2009 8:11 AM #517864
"My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit."
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit."
Nov 26, 2009 8:32 AM #517870
Thats amazing
Nov 26, 2009 9:08 AM #517879
That was great Deathwish hehe
Nov 26, 2009 11:23 AM #517899
Quote from Dragon⁰⁷⁷"My job is so ****ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ****ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ****ing dog to work. Every ****ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ****ing day.
Anyway, I drive these ****tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit."
I remember reading that on Sickepedia and it gave me a chuckle. So I suppose if I hadn't already read it, I would have laughed, so I lose.
I've never laughed at a picture. I either think to myself "Hey, that's slightly funny." or just don't bother even thinking about it.
Nov 26, 2009 11:39 AM #517901




Nov 26, 2009 11:43 AM #517903
oh great another thread for unfunny shit thats been posted thousands of times
Nov 26, 2009 12:21 PM #517907
Quote from 2-Doh great another thread for unfunny shit thats been posted thousands of times
I had a feeling it would happen but **** it at least I tried.