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Matt2k7's Lawsuit Thread.

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Apr 13, 2008 3:36 AM #114453
i am goingz from the trial as it is 3amz in london and i need to sleep
cya bitches
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Apr 13, 2008 3:37 AM #114454
I'm not your friend buddy!


Mack2k7 is not Matt2k7 because there is a 2 letter difference between thier names. You would of course not consider someone named "Radder Cheesy" To be me would you? This concludes my opening statement, your honor.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:38 AM #114455
You do not leave my courtroom by choice. Bailiff, hit him and escort him out of my sights.

Carry on with the case.

Edit: Duly noted. You may now question the witness (strung, cereal man, or spazz).
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Apr 13, 2008 3:39 AM #114457
hahah me is back .
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Apr 13, 2008 3:40 AM #114458
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Firing torpedo #1


It makes an explosion of testimony or something like that.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:41 AM #114459
#2 ? .
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Apr 13, 2008 3:42 AM #114460
If the man you just had hit over the head and dragged away WAS in fact Matt2k7. Then his NAME would be Matt2k7. This is not the case, it is clear that Mack here is not Matt just by mere appearances the stickpageian government is now guilty of prejudice. Just because the mans name is Mack2k7, a two letter difference from Matt2k7, you call him guilty of the same offenses as Matt! Its not fair your honor, it is not fair...
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Apr 13, 2008 3:42 AM #114461
Quote from Dudeman.
You do not leave my courtroom by choice. Bailiff, hit him and escort him out of my sights.

Carry on with the case.

Edit: Duly noted. You may now question the witness (strung, cereal man, or spazz).


I'm in the jury.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:43 AM #114465
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I'm in the jury.

ive lost lol .
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Apr 13, 2008 3:44 AM #114466
Your honor, I would like to call Spazz to the stand.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:44 AM #114467
THE TORPEDO HITS!!!

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The damage is tragic.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:45 AM #114468
Quote from Rather Cheesy
Mack2k7 is not Matt2k7 because there is a 2 letter difference between thier names. You would of course not consider someone named "Radder Cheesy" To be me would you? This concludes my opening statement, your honor.

noob thats not how you state your case

"Your honor, I'm not some 'big-city' lawyer...".

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Your honor, I would like to call Spazz to the stand.

I didn't see nothin' I didn't here nothin'.

NO SNITCHIN'!
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Apr 13, 2008 3:45 AM #114469
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If the man you just had hit over the head and dragged away WAS in fact Matt2k7. Then his NAME would be Matt2k7. This is not the case, it is clear that Mack here is not Matt just by mere appearances the stickpageian government is now guilty of prejudice. Just because the mans name is Mack2k7, a two letter difference from Matt2k7, you call him guilty of the same offenses as Matt! Its not fair your honor, it is not fair...

It's totally fair. The jury has taken good notes on your case. Thank you, you may sit. Someone prosecute this ho.
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I'm in the jury.


I'm not your buddy, jury.

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THE TORPEDO HITS!!!

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The damage is tragic.


Excuse me, sir. Do not fire hindenburg torpedos in the courtroom. You must use basic torpedos with a payload of less then 200 casualties.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:45 AM #114470
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THE TORPEDO HITS!!!

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The damage is tragic.


Now we need to hire miniman to cover it up in a conspiracy, thanks you jerk.

I'm not your jury, guy.
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Apr 13, 2008 3:47 AM #114471
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noob thats not how you state your case

"Your honor, I'm not some 'big-city' lawyer...".


I didn't see nothin' I didn't here nothin'.

NO SNITCHIN'!


I am a big city lawyer...

EDIT: Wheres the prosecutor?
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