you don't need a ****ing cell phone you're 10 years old for ****s sake, who the hell are you gonna call your ****ing mom?

go talk like how it should be face to face before you become an emotionless slackjaw idiot who communicates entirely by text and loses the ability to talk and write like a normal person.

you're 10 years old, you won't need a phone for another 2 years
your parents won't get it because they believe that you're too young, and they either feel that
A) you have no sense of responsibility and that you'll somehow lose it
B) you'll become too attached to it and push everyone else out of the way and stick to texting
C) you have no friends to talk to, because most of them won't likely have a phone except for those spoiled ones

Dude, you're 10 get something cool like a bike or some bad ass toys man.

No need for a phone, you're only young once don't grow up too quick, kid.

Yeah, i guess you guys or girls are right. but it was worth the try. besides, by th time i'm 12, they'll probably have better cell phones at better deals at Christmas. i just wanted to remain in touch at my school. kids in my class are 10 and 11 year olds having cell phones so you know. just felt like fitting in. thanks anyway.

pffft, you don't need a phone to fit in
deathwish has the plan for you, just enjoy being a kid

He didn't ask us for advice on his daily life, guys.
There are several ways you can get this cell phone.
1st is a head-on debate, but you're 10. You can't hold a stick to your elders' logic, so here's what you do. Go to here to learn about chloroform:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform
It'll knock them out.
Then make a small incision on their neck,. no where near the jugular, not as deep as the throat, but just enough to hear a *cchlck* of chords snapping.
Now they can't argue against you and you get the phone.

OR

you can simply kill them, harvest organs (properly! google how to properly do this!) and sell the organs online (not ebay!). You have extra money now and no evidence of your acts. Now take your parents' credit card and simply order the phone online.

Easy as ****.

(if this kid really is 10 years old, I advise him to really not take anything I say seriously.)

For kitzune's plan b, you will need to study by watching "Dexter" 3x over. Or you can take plan c. Thinking of what possible reasons a kid needs a cellphone for before he's 16...

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For kitzune's plan b, you will need to study by watching "Dexter" 3x over. Or you can take plan c. Thinking of what possible reasons a kid needs a cellphone for before he's 16...

I had my first cell phone when I was 13. Perfect because I could use the " don't you guys want to keep tabs on me?" route with the parents.

get yourself a nanovor. they're all the rage this year

I didn't get my first cell phone until I was 14 and in highschool. And it was this badass phone:

I got mine when I was 10, because I was lucky and finished 4th grade with excellent marks.

Mine was colorless, lol. A very very old model of Ericsson.

I feel so old. ;_;

i couldn't finish because tht damn phone pic took up alot of the space. anyway, i don't only want it because it looks cool, i've watched reviews on youtube and done some research. the Iphone sucks on the Droid's dick!!! it's very good. that guy who told me to kill my parents to get a cell phone, go to hell, bitch. i'm not goin to kill them cause i don't get a cell phone. i need the food, and other stuff. post helpful stuff, or go suck on fat albert's ass.

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i couldn't finish because tht damn phone pic took up alot of the space. anyway, i don't only want it because it looks cool, i've watched reviews on youtube and done some research. the Iphone sucks on the Droid's dick!!! it's very good. that guy who told me to kill my parents to get a cell phone, go to hell, bitch. i'm not goin to kill them cause i don't get a cell phone. i need the food, and other stuff. post helpful stuff, or go suck on fat albert's ass.

I suggest you shut the fuck up right there you spoiled little brat. You wouldn't kill your parents just because they give you food? You are a little dick. Tell anyone here to "go suck on fat albert's ass" again and you can get the fuck out. I've just about had enough of this.