To Whom it may concern:

~Hello! Directions to read this are as follows:

1. Start from the top
2. Read through until the end
3. When at the end stop
4. Contemplate meaning thoughtfully
5. Explode head from mind-boggley-ness
6. Repeat as necessary
7. If you have gotten this far, and haven't repeated over three times, then continue reading! If not, repeat as necessary.

Now for the actual introduction (this might be long so please pull the chest harness all the way down and take little children by the hand):

As you might have guessed by this point, I am a relatively funny guy, regardless of the possible lack of laughter after reading the beginning part of my biographical tale. I have traveled all through out the land of the interweb, whether by this name or others, and I have also been part of many forums, some popular, some not so popular, and some you are not allowed to know(!). But enough of a tale seemingly based off of a fantasy tale, why don't I tell you more about my self? If you would like to know more, then read on, if not: well... that's your problem isn't it? Ahem!

Name: Treobearn of Dundee
Age: Do you always go around asking stranger's ages?
Location: Classified. If you knew, then you wouldn't be asking.
Occupation: Thorough critique and loyal friend (buddy, you have no idea how loyal I can be until you're stuck with me!)
Likes: Engaging arguments/conversations about matters I like
Matters I like: Figure it out! :heh:
Dislikes: Cry babies; particularly those who can't keep a solid argument. Those who use illogical reasoning to come to outrageous conclusions and then whine after well-deserved berating (with a large amount of fairness, and kindness so that it won't be too blunt).
Dreams: To write a best-selling book and to be part of something "Big"

That's it for now, any questions are welcomed, any discussion topics are welcomed, annoying questions are not welcomed.

Ta!

How old are you?

is that ur real name?

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im 11 why? u want to know our age because...

Look

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Age: Do you always go around asking stranger's ages?
annoying questions are not welcomed.

@Dienuts If you don't see where I'm going with this you're a moron.

You seem like you'd fit in at the Debate Section.

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Age: Do you always go around asking stranger's ages?

why? are you a 35 year old woman who's worried about her age?

Why would a 35 year old woman ever want to join this community.

Young boys ...

2-D please, why would you think I'm a 35 year old woman? The only inadequate evidence would be my previous statement about my age. Furthermore, your statement is backed up only by the social "norm" that 35 year old women are extremely self conscious about their age. If it sets your nosy mind at ease, I am a male and I will leave it at that. Any other questions about information/topics I have already mentioned about my self will be ignored.

By the way, thank you every one for the warm welcome, it is appreciated :)

it was an example of someone who wouldn't want someone to know their age.

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Furthermore, your statement is backed up only by the social "norm" that 35 year old women are extremely self conscious about their age.

it is.

An example? Really? I think you meant it to be more of an insult and to make a fool of myself (if it were true) while defending my self and go on and on rabbling about the audacity of the comment and so forth and then you would call me out on that and then it would be only work, work, work from that point on. Luckily for me, I am not a 35 year old woman, and unluckily for you, you will never get me to say my age. In fact, I even dare to try.

i was comparing you with a 35 year old woman, not calling you one.

If you say so...

Well I think that your way of talking is like a Zed. A big, silly Zed

Each to his own I suppose...