Today is most sad day, indeed. I was in process of receiving detention from teaching person in scholar class today as I was in process of play of penis game with comrades. When I was to be arriving homeward, the parenting people were to be removing cellular device from possession at causing of my receiving of detention. And to be adding with these things, I have yet to obtain sorry note from one you identify as "Zulu" for actions of website citizens upon me during the time I was to being "russian_man". And now Comrade Ivanov is to be joining side of big enemy. Time is to be running short, puny comrades as you are now in possession of 6 days before initiating of attack on General Discussion.

Also, who is to be in much enjoyment of the Little Wayne album identified as "No Ceilings"? I believe to be best album in 2009 of annual. Those who are in disagreeing will be turned into porridge.

Not much love,
Lil' Puty :(

Vlad, (may I be calling you Vlad? I am feeling like our friendship level is strong enough that we can be feeling comfortable enough to be on the casual level)

I am wishing my regret towards you on your unfortunate circumstances. However, we will need to be asking for more patience from yourself before the note from czar Zulu. Please remain at peace for we may be needing more time than what is asked.

Friend of you,
Strung

I am to be possessing very much appreciation for final communication with superior organization holders. However, you are in needing to be in reminding of very swift approach of date of attack. I am to be hoping for Comrade Ivanov's sake you are in reminding of the event.

Comrade Vladimir Putin:

He was coming to my attention that you have begun to threats against the general discussion. I would like to know what danger you put and how you plan to start their

Regards; Comrade Chunky

****ING COMMiE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So that'll be an IP ban on Saturday then?

I'm sorry dude, but I can't understand what you're saying.

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Comrade Vladimir Putin:

He was coming to my attention that you have begun to threats against the general discussion. I would like to know what danger you put and how you plan to start their

Regards; Comrade Chunky

He said in his introduction thread that if he didn't get a "sorry", him and his other russian friends (i.e. Ivanov or whatever) would launch a fullscale goatse attack on general section.

It is easy to say, as the Russian dictator! Simply enter what you want said sternly masculine fashion in Google Translate, to translate it into Russian and then translated the remaining Russian text back into English, and viola! Email your saliva with cheap vodka

Email your saliva with cheap vodka waaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Spoilers: It's not really a russian with a translator.

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Spoilers: It's not really a russian with a translator.

Wrong as to be usual.

I was to trace his IP address and it would lead me to Saratov, Russia.

Be bringing on the goatse, I say.

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Spoilers: It's not really a russian with a translator.

I think we all know that. Let's let him have his fun ;)

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Disregard that, just read strunG's comment. I guess translators really are that funny then.

VLAD IS CREDIT TO TEAM






The vest of you are little babies

He actually has a russian IP, some serious dedication to trolling.