Since

-it's descending into mayhem in there
-we're not going to get any more serious entries
-Schwa's pretty much inactive
-and I'm just bored

I'm going to put the stories that were made in earnest in here now. Complain if you like.

I've left out the ones that were just made to parody the attempts in the latter pages because that would be silly. Sorry, guys. I'll put in said latter entries though, because the people who made them genuinely wanted to be in.

If anyone's was unfinished then they can get writing as quickly as possible and hope that this gets edited before a lot of people vote.

And now the entrants, in order of submission:


Schwa: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1461567&postcount=1

Zed: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1464343&postcount=9

Beefy: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1464814&postcount=19
Beefy part 2 : http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1465102&postcount=29

Ash: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1470560&postcount=74

bfsrox: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1466317&postcount=52

A Different Beefy Entry: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1467623&postcount=62
And What Could Well Be A Part 2: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1476075&postcount=91
(I should probably ask that the overall zombieness be taken into consideration with this one when voting)

ashton777: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1498055&postcount=113

Beta: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1499443&postcount=120

MoD: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1503901&postcount=131

chaseh85: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1584734&postcount=135

Sunder Forge: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1633303&postcount=149

Flood: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1633345&postcount=150

DarkCloud: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1633372&postcount=153

ColdZero: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1633772&postcount=160

BDninja: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1635102&postcount=177


Actually we couldn't have any more entries now anyway, since polls can only have fifteen options.

Oh yeah, and don't vote for yourself. Public poll: your vote will be ignored.

Darn, if you waited longer I'd be able to post my SPP zombie story.

who voted for me

hey man.


you forgot me.

Frankeh got there first and posted that story. Sorry, man.

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who voted for me

You did.

I liked zed's best

**** why the **** did nobody notify me there was a short story contest, ****

It's been on the front page of the literature section for nearly a year.

I have no votes, guess I should fix that.

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It's been on the front page of the literature section for nearly a year.

Ouch .

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Ouch .

More like epic win ;)