Fff- Pain.

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Jan 13, 2010 4:47 AM #536128
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Pretty much sums it up.
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Jan 13, 2010 4:59 AM #536130
as your name suggests, maybe you're fapping too much and your body is reacting negatively to it?
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Jan 13, 2010 5:01 AM #536131
Go to sleep, it'll be gone by tomorrow.
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Jan 13, 2010 5:04 AM #536133
Quote from STUFF
Go to sleep, it'll be gone by tomorrow.


I hope so.
God damn my head is killing me.
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Jan 13, 2010 5:20 AM #536136
You can't get it up either because the porn sucks, you're not relaxed enough, or you have E.D.

Low rate of semen is either from one of the above or age.

The headaches usually happen when you're young caused by blood pressure rates and such.

Right.
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Jan 13, 2010 7:43 AM #536165
Take a few days off and then you'll be back to normal.

I've been in a similar situation.

Ooo, also, try looking at stuff weird or way different than the usual. Then when you go back to the usual it'll be better. Maybe.
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Jan 13, 2010 7:47 AM #536169
clearly your body is under strain from masturbating - your body is not exercised enough. you should masturbate more often, and put more effort in to the process, kind of like jogging
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Jan 13, 2010 8:51 AM #536182
God hates wankers. Catholicism is your only hope of redemption.


In all seriousness, maybe you're just ill separately and your body can't handle the physical strain at the moment. Lie down for a day or so. Maybe take some time off school (although how you want to explain all this to your parents is up to you).
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Jan 13, 2010 9:27 AM #536195
drink
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Jan 13, 2010 9:30 AM #536197
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drink
water
At LEAST 3 bottles.

Seriously. You should see my ****ing bed at the end of the day. 3-5 bottles. One day I drank 7.
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Jan 13, 2010 3:00 PM #536271
Quote from Zed
God hates wankers. Catholicism is your only hope of redemption.

The Bible says it's alright to wack off as long as you take a bath afterward, amen to that.

Quote from MiniMan
At LEAST 3 bottles.

Seriously. You should see my ****ing bed at the end of the day. 3-5 bottles. One day I drank 7.

What a beast.
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Jan 13, 2010 3:43 PM #536282
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Yes yes, you told me on steam.
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Jan 14, 2010 3:05 AM #536513
find a new way to fap