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Jan 24, 2010 6:47 PM #540268
one day i had this shocking experience, i went upstairs having cooked dinner for my son and i opened the door ready to greet him with the love of a warm mother and then he ushered me out, claiming he was getting changed

BUT WHEN HE WALKED DOWNSTAIRS HE WAS WEARING THE SAME THING :Oh No!: :Oh No!:
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Jan 24, 2010 7:30 PM #540298
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I have no clue what you just said.

shitty day. i was on my ipod typing that.
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Jan 24, 2010 9:22 PM #540338
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I have no clue what you just said.


well he said he was writing lyrics so thats obviously a line from one of his rap songs

yo i got a shorty dau
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Jan 24, 2010 11:42 PM #540362
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You see, I had a shitty day so I was making a song about that.


NRAAAHHH I HAATTTE MYSEEELLLF

PARAMORE LYRIC HERE

NRRRHHHHH IT HURTS HOW MUCH I SUCK AT EVERYTHING

LINKIN PARK LYRIC HERE

OHHH GOOOD RELEASE ME FROM MY ETERNAL TORMENT BECAUSE IM SUCH A FAT ****ING FAILURE NARAHHFGAHH
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Jan 25, 2010 4:04 AM #540417
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one day i had this shocking experience, i went upstairs having cooked dinner for my son and i opened the door ready to greet him with the love of a warm mother and then he ushered me out, claiming he was getting changed

BUT WHEN HE WALKED DOWNSTAIRS HE WAS WEARING THE SAME THING :Oh No!: :Oh No!:


I changed my shirt ;)

In fact, I get my shirt ready on my bed whilst fapping as an excuse, so it looks like i was getting ready to get changed. Also, I came like 2 seconds before she came in. She opens it too ****ing quietly, didn't have time to put my dick away.

Jesus, all dem unintentional innuendos :O
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Jan 25, 2010 6:13 AM #540442
Quote from Chunky
NRAAAHHH I HAATTTE MYSEEELLLF

PARAMORE LYRIC HERE

NRRRHHHHH IT HURTS HOW MUCH I SUCK AT EVERYTHING

LINKIN PARK LYRIC HERE

OHHH GOOOD RELEASE ME FROM MY ETERNAL TORMENT BECAUSE IM SUCH A FAT ****ING FAILURE NARAHHFGAHH


GRAAH GO **** YOURSELF
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Jan 25, 2010 7:30 AM #540459
Yeah, I had lots of awkwardness, so now I do everythng in the bathroom..thank god I have an iTouch.
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Jan 25, 2010 11:46 PM #540624
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Yeah, I had lots of awkwardness, so now I do everythng in the bathroom..thank god I have an iTouch.


True dat!
The only problem is it can't stream videos.
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Jan 25, 2010 11:52 PM #540627
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True dat!
The only problem is it can't stream videos.

Yep, so what I do is load the vid, then run to the bathroom.
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Jan 26, 2010 6:17 AM #540734
Quote from Chunky
NRAAAHHH I HAATTTE MYSEEELLLF

PARAMORE LYRIC HERE

NRRRHHHHH IT HURTS HOW MUCH I SUCK AT EVERYTHING

LINKIN PARK LYRIC HERE

OHHH GOOOD RELEASE ME FROM MY ETERNAL TORMENT BECAUSE IM SUCH A FAT ****ING FAILURE NARAHHFGAHH


It's official! Chunky admits being a schizophrenic retard!
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Jan 27, 2010 5:09 AM #541018
its official. hawk is a ****ing retard
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Jan 27, 2010 5:45 AM #541026
I was picking on the "Linkin Park Lyric" part.
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Jan 27, 2010 5:56 AM #541029
that was part of the joke
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Jan 27, 2010 6:02 AM #541030
The joke was The_one being emo. Linkin Park aren't emo. I had my nerve triggered, what? >_> It was the first rock band I listened to.
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Jan 27, 2010 6:03 AM #541031
not our fault you love linkin park