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I don't fap. At all.

try it sometime.

Quote from Überschall

Two or three times A WEEK on average.

basically this. but i voted once a day.

Quote from Überschall

Two or three times A WEEK on average.

can't take a few minutes out of your busy day for the #1 guy in your life?

Depends. On average, twice a day I guess, although sometimes I just won't feel like it for a few days or I'll get especially horny and go up to as many as four a day for the week. Record for one day was eight when I just got back from a month long trip where I'd had no real privacy plus I was home alone for the day.

I like the study that showed that 90% of men said they masturbated and the remaining 10% or FILTHY LIARS.

Quote from 2-D

can't take a few minutes out of your busy day for the #1 guy in your life?

Naw, I just cut it to masturbating only when I'm really horny/bored and that hasn't happened all that much lately, although there are days where I whack off like 4 times if I'm both horny and extremely bored.

If three weeks pass
And no one's home
about 7.....

If a day went buy 2 times
But those make me feel like I just......
Well
Let's say we got a measuring cup
It be around 5
xD

Quote from Moch12

If three weeks pass
And no one's home
about 7.....

If a day went buy 2 times
But those make me feel like I just......
Well
Let's say we got a measuring cup
It be around 5
xD

Ejaculations are required to call it fapping.
Which means you have to be old enough to produce sperm.
So get out.

I fap 2 times a day average. Stopped a bit, because I got a girlfriend.
Also, 7 times a day isn't that much.
I once had three times in an hour, didn't break a sweat. Little John did get red though. Scared the crap outta me.

SHould I bring back the no fapping month starting tomorrow? I've been off for a week and I wanna see how long I can go. :D

Quote from CandoBalls

Ejaculations are required to call it fapping.
Which means you have to be old enough to produce sperm.
So get out.

I fap 2 times a day average. Stopped a bit, because I got a girlfriend.
Also, 7 times a day isn't that much.
I once had three times in an hour, didn't break a sweat. Little John did get red though. Scared the crap outta me.

you name your dick after a snap rap music producer? why, does it scream out things like "YEAH" and "OOOOKAY" when youre finished?

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you name your dick after a snap rap music producer? why, does it scream out things like "YEAH" and "OOOOKAY" when youre finished?

Lololol, funny story.

I once ****ed this girl and I heard this sound going YEAH, so I thought it was my cock, so I named him Little John.

But it was the girl.

Little John is a good name though.

Quote from MiniMan

SHould I bring back the no fapping month starting tomorrow? I've been off for a week and I wanna see how long I can go. :D

Yes. I've been emptying the tank specially, and I'd be disappointed if I didn't get a thread to tell people when I do it next.

If i get horny/bored, then the time will "come". Especially if I'm alone in my house.

I usually only fap once or twice, but yesterday I got five. Shits tough. It starts to hurt after a while.

1-3 times everyday.

Of course, there were times I did it like 5-7 times but it wasn't that fun, I was just extremely bored.


Holy shit, it's going to be tough to last a month without fapping.