NO FAPPING MONTH REVIVED: YOU SPLOOGE YOU LOSEo

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Feb 12, 2010 10:02 PM #546320
At worst, you'll be sore from doing it wrong. So fap away, friends! Fap away!
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Feb 12, 2010 10:10 PM #546322
Of course, if you fap at an inappropriate time there can be some indirect effects. Serious damage can occur to your postcount, for instance, or to the magnitude of your name.
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Feb 12, 2010 10:14 PM #546324
Masturbating increases the risk of setting your house on fire.
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Feb 12, 2010 10:40 PM #546327
It also increases the risk of ejaculation.
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Feb 12, 2010 11:29 PM #546341
Quote from MiniMan
It's also not bad to do regularly and it CAN actually be GOOD to do regularly. There are zero negative effects of waxing your meatstick.


There are positive effects?
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Feb 12, 2010 11:40 PM #546347
wacking off makes ur dick bigger!!!!!
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Feb 13, 2010 12:09 AM #546359
If you wank, without a long rest (minimum of 2 or 3 hours) inbetween it's bad. I had it. Not fun.

Also, there's a certain way of masturbation (bed****ing) that makes it harder for you to cum.
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Feb 13, 2010 12:37 AM #546366
also, for the laptop wackers, there's a lowered sperm count right there. so there's a positive side effect of jerking since nobody wants to get a bitch pregnant
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Feb 13, 2010 4:45 AM #546424
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also, for the laptop wackers, there's a lowered sperm count right there. so there's a positive side effect of jerking since nobody wants to get a bitch pregnant


I was just about to say this.
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Feb 13, 2010 7:09 AM #546458
This thread got really weird really quick.
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Feb 13, 2010 7:18 AM #546460
Is it odd that I am right handed, but masturbate with my left hand?



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This thread got really weird really quick.


Also, what do you expect from a thread about masturbation?
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Feb 13, 2010 7:23 AM #546461
A debate on religion.
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Feb 13, 2010 9:06 AM #546481
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There are positive effects?
You mean other than it being an amazing and free way of relieving stress? Well I cant remember but it helps prevent some kind of cancer or prostate thing...I really cant remember.
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Feb 13, 2010 11:45 AM #546495
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A debate on religion.


Haha, that's so funny. I totally didn't expect that!
Wooow, you''re so random, lololololollolololololl.
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Feb 13, 2010 2:07 PM #546507
Quote from Slippery-Q
Is it odd that I am right handed, but masturbate with my left hand?


Same. I usually have the mouse in my right hand.