I Need A Girlfriend

hey babe, i'm looking for a guy, you interested?

ya rite i hav bigger b00bz then u phoforos

But it's my big wet sticky pussy he wants.

is that whats sexy nowadays? big wet sticky pussies?

Don't knock it 'till you tried it, babe.

Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?

Quote from skulls 43579

I Need A Girlfriend

Hehe, dude the internet is no place to try and find one. I know for fact that there are better methods then internet to be with a girl. But hey I won't criticize your methods.

If you want a girlfriend so badly, just go up to a girl in real life at school or something, and ask if she wants to go to a movie.
Works better than asking in a stick figure forum.

you should walk up to some chick and punch her right in the scrotum

Join runescape. You'll find about 40 13-year-old girls looking for a BF.


Or is that 13 40-year-old men? I get confused.

Quote from Wartooth

Whip out your penis next time you see a chick.
Because chicks love dicks, otherwise they wouldn't rhyme... right?

You've got chick LOVE dicks confused with chick WITH dicks.

youll be my girlfriend

f that man. make her your bitch.

This is the second most amusing thing I've seen or heard all day.