hide behind where the door will swing in front of when it opens and stick your knife in the spine of whoever comes through it

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Did that image just flip me off?

no, it's a quickly drawn sink
if anything, it looks like a penis

Use the butchers knife as an axe and chop down a wall leading to the apartment next to yours.

You consider taking one of them out with your butcher's knife, but one of them has a gun, and there's two of them versus one of you.


You finally look around to see your environment, then you figure out it's your room. There's another window to the east, so no chance of going into another apartment.

As they burst in, set off the alarm clock so they think they've set off some sort of security system and hope they leg it. As a backup plan, stuff the pillow under the sheets and turn off the lights so that they come in and shoot the pillow thinking it's you, whilst you hide under the bed.

**** i just looked at the alarm clock and thought 'hey! i bet they could do something with that alarm clock! i bet noones thought of that!' and then you had to ruin it

im for what zed said even though he blatently copied me

:P .

You set the alarm clock to go off in a minute, and you place it somewhere where the noise isn't obstructed, and where it cannot be seen.


You then stuff your pillow under your covers, and you make sure your lamp is turned off. Then, you fit yourself under your bed, where nothing of use is found. The footsteps are at your bedroom door, and the doorknob begins to rattle. The rattling begins to stop for a short time, and one of the madmen burst in.


As soon as he does, the alarm goes off, but he pays no mind to it. He looks at the lump in your bed that is your pillow, and figures out that it isn't you. It appears that these guys are smarter than you expected. He then looks at the string hanging from the ceiling, and pulls it.


Lo and behold, a ladder falls, leading to the apartment rooftop. The madman signals over to his partner to stay in the room, while he climbs up to search for you.


You are still under your bed, and another madman is standing not too far from your bed.

quietly crawl out from under your bed with your knife drawn and stab him in the head. then take his gun and make a run for it

Do what Flood said then go back under the bed and shoot the other madman as he climbs down the ladder.

Wait till the man gets close to you so he cant shoot you as you attempt to crawl out from under your bed. Then stab him in the foot/ankle or wherever hurts the most. Keep stabbing him as you climb out of the bed to distract him, and then steal the gun, after slitting the man's throat.

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Do what Flood said then go back under the bed and shoot the other madman as he climbs down the ladder.

Inbetween these actions, open the door and window, so the other guy thinks you left.

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Do what Flood said then go back under the bed and shoot the other madman as he climbs down the ladder.

****ing camper

You wait until the madman walks closer to your bed...

THEN YOU FUCKING CLEAVE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

After that awesome display of awesome, you steal the man's gun, as well as his ammo.


You are now debating whether or not to risk your life and stay to kill the other man, or simply run and hope for the best.