If you can read this, follow these simple instructions,
either use your own IRC client or go to webchat.quakenet.com and join #stickpage

there you can talk to me!

Stickpage's very most own favored chatter! :D
but seriously,
Get on cuz I'm bored

you're bored because you're in an irc
how to not be bored: avoid IRCs

I'm having a great time, there's tea!

Fine dammit
I'll go on irc