SPP RAP BATTLEz

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Feb 25, 2010 12:52 AM #550607
Sure .
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Feb 25, 2010 1:10 AM #550613
I challenge greensheen
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Feb 25, 2010 1:16 AM #550615
Hey zed, you better watch your step because I stand where you fall.
People act like you know it all and to most you enthrall.

A cunning trap indeed, at first glance you would succeed, but before these individuals decree, whom it will be with victory, it doesn't take genius to see.

Damn right your the omega, running in last place, shit clean them tears off your face, you're just a disgrace and misplace without any grace, you just can't keep pace.

Tragically, poetically, phonetically, causing me to leak my thoughts traumatically into your mind bamboozling you caustically... Man without even trying.

I'm not lying but more or less implying, laughing because I know your crying, my lyrics a blinding you, your immolating and I'm congregating, not over compensating, or even concentrating, however I may be over complicating.

Shit, you will need help translating.
I am implicating your destruction, all while slowing your function in conjunction.

To you I will abscond, send you to the great beyond, don't worry it won't take long, your only hope is to keep it strong and make a better song.

It's like a downward spiral, plunging you into denial and forcing you to use a cory bantical style, I see you have no guile, so I leave your ass suicidal, I should be put on trial for being mentally homicidal.

But they won't even be able to get it filed, before your head explodes, your mind implodes leaving you woefully despondent and exposed, who even knows?

What will happen with the chemical reaction, of the sadness and surprise, tears well up in your eyes, you assume it's all lies.

I'll leave your ass dumbstruck, you'll try to rhyme but you will just feel stuck, your hands can't move, you can't even think, it will feel like your on the brink of insanity.

I don't know what you have planned for me, but even if you reply that shit can't be legit, honestly you would be better off doing a handstand while taking a shit, damn you might as well admit.

You're chances are slim to none, better chances playing Russian roulette with a loaded gun, or spending all day staring at the sun and if you reply this shit has just begun.

In fact I dare you to reply, my retort will cause you to deny and be the catalyst for the fall of the sky, the pressure becomes unbearable, there is just too many variables.

Face it, you're barely a thesis, I will rhyme you to pieces, when I start rapping you can call me apotheosis, causing an apocalypse, but hey no sweat bro I am sure you got this.

Just don't panic, even though I left you manic, if you plan it you should be able to man up and pick your ass up off the ground turn then frown upside down and turn this shit around.

Damn man there you go, I think you have your work cutout for you.
Let's see what you got man.

Edit: Sorry if it's real long.
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Feb 25, 2010 1:27 AM #550624
Oh god it's so long that's what she said
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Feb 25, 2010 1:35 AM #550625
You like ?
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Feb 25, 2010 1:40 AM #550627
Well if all the posts are that long then its going to be annoying to read and judge who wins. The part about handstanding while shitting was funny though
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Feb 25, 2010 1:51 AM #550630
I doubt a lot of people will have as extended of a vocabulary as me so they're probably not going to have huge post's.
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Feb 25, 2010 1:52 AM #550631
Quote from Jutsu
I doubt a lot of people will have as extended of a vocabulary as me so they're probably not going to have huge post's.


did you ever hear gavel's rap
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Feb 25, 2010 1:55 AM #550633
I said, a lot.
I am sure that some people have better vocabularies than me and I am positive spazz would rap me apart. Knock knock right?
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Feb 25, 2010 1:56 AM #550634
yeah that one
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Feb 25, 2010 2:01 AM #550637
Yeah he would own me.
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Feb 25, 2010 2:06 AM #550642
Umm
I guess im in.
Im not good though.

Im really not good xD
Im not sure who to challenge because Green is still kinda shady.
So
He could be busta ryhmes for all we know
<.<
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Feb 25, 2010 2:18 AM #550652
i will join for spite and proceed to get my ass handed to me on a forum post
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Feb 25, 2010 2:22 AM #550655
Perhaps, dark would want to rap with me?
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Feb 25, 2010 2:26 AM #550659
I wouldnt >.>
After reading that last post.......
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL no

Id get raped
Yo'ud lock the doors no sound would go in or out

Id scream and shout but no one would hear

Id hide and try to shroud my fear

Youd come closer with every step

When I can only hold my breath.

WHY DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A POEM
THATS WHY I DONT RAP
I DOESNT RYHME
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A POEM