I loaded up my copy of garrys mod the other day and thought it was time for me to attempt another Gmod adventure thread again

Basically I don't at all mind how silly your suggestions are, if you die the game isn't over you will just be transported to a nearby hospital, or jail if you committed a criminal offence.

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You've been asked to go to a remote town outside of the border to assassinate a man known as 'Laurel Jenkins'. The order of the assassination could only provide the name, he may have had face lifts and such in the many years since the man knew Laurel. You arrive at the town and your car has broken down; backing out will be impossible. You have started with 100 health and you have a crowbar you kept in your car for repairs. This is what you see after scoping the area:



Those armed guards look like they mean business, heading toe to toe with them will likely end up badly for you, although they don't seem to phased by your arrival. Getting past them unscathed shouldn't be a problem.

I've already gone through this map adding npc's here and there for you to find, giving you a good story to delve into depending on what you want to do. Don't think your suggestions are too stupid, I'll give whatever you say a go.

go up to that mean looking cop guy and ask him if he knows of this laurel jenkins

And after he gives an answer you should ask why his head is shaped so funny.

Cautiously you approach the mean looking cop guy



"Excuse me I was wondering if you can help me, I'm looking for someone, and if you could just point me in the righ-"
"Move along Citizen."
"But if yo-"
"Move along."

This guy doesn't seem like he wants to talk, and persisting will likely end up with you on the receiving end of something nasty. Maybe trying to locate some of the locals will prove more bountiful.

Also, there's nothing in any of the screen-shots that I don't want you to use, nothing is there by accident.

Feeling a little more on the daring side, you ask him why his head is shaped so funny. There is no answer from the man and the negative energy he is giving out makes you want to leave fast.

Ask a guard where Laurel Jenkins is. Find Laurel Jenkins. Kill Laurel Jenkins.
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Check out that dead guy over there

go talk to the dorkcraft guy who owns something, maybe he'll help you

You walk off, determined to find Laurel Jenkins and kill him, and find this Dorkcraft fellow, but after walking a few feet you realise you don't know where any of them are. Doh!

More interesting is that dead body over there.



The body itself is un-interesting apart from it's mysteriousness, it probably turned cold a few hours ago. You find it strange how nobody has bothered to clear the body up yet. Regardless, you found the guards weapon near his body and now have an Ak-47 with 30 bullets, although firing it would probably be a bad idea in a small town like this, everyone would hear it.

take his clothes and become a guard, then go talk to a guard regarding civilian laurel jenkins

After making sure nobody's looking, you should sneak behind the guard with that ak-47, hold it by the barrel, swing it like a bat, and smash that funny looking guard's head back into shape. Repeat until the guy's unconscious and drag his body away.
Edit:

take his clothes and become a guard, then go talk to a guard regarding civilian laurel jenkins

And steal the guard's clothes. Yeah.

Ask those two people on the balcony.

Edit: Stealing his clothes isn't a bad idea.

Suddenly an idea befalls you, its ingenious! Steal the guards clothes! You fumble the guards funny suit to try and get it open



Ugh! Who ever that guy was if it wasn't the gunfire that killed him his B.O surely would have!

Using your most authority-commanding guard voice, you query the other guard on the position of civilian Laurel Jenkins.



"That's classified grunt. Now get back to your post"

Amazing! These guards haven't even noticed that one of their own is dead! Although that doesn't help your situation. In anger you hit the guard in the back of the head with your crowbar (sorry devour had already hit him with crowbar before i could do it with ak :Nooooooo: )



Shit! you just killed a law enforcement officer! You hide the body behind your car and get moving, thinking the civilians on the balcony will have more to say.

In your most commanding guards voice, you ask the civilians on the location of Laurel Jenkins.



"I don't know a Laurel Jenkins, do you Phil?
"No I er, never heard of him."

These people are obviously lying, and you have no time or patience to deal with liars.

threaten to dislocate their penises if they don't provide some info

Kill one as an example to the other. Repeat questioning.

But immobilize the second guy so he can't run away.