This, is Abhrr

He and his donkey travel the lands on outrageous adventures, fighting crime, investing in the stock market, and on occasion fashioning suspension bridges for poor villages. They are just leaving the town of Portland, Nepal, to start a new adventure.
What happens

Attempt to use your donkey's huge mouth to dig to china, and start a new adventure there

I second what Devour said.

They did it! Even though China is definitely not the other side of the world from Nepal, they somehow made it. In the distance are some things, but a lot of them stand out: buildings. Chinese buildings.

Explore the town and find some Chinese Hookers to knock you and your Camel's junk around!

The donkey goes on a rampage and begins to eat villagers.

Abhrr and his donkey approach the nearest Chinese building. They knock.
No Answer.
They knock again.
NO ANSWER (holy shit why isn't anyone answering what the FUCK)
Abhrr, sensing something is amiss, telepathically rips the side of the building apart.

They enter into the room to find...
(PS. I'm out until at least 16 hours from now, so don't freak out if there aren't any updates until then)

I think you can do better than that.

They find hookers being mercilessly slaughtered by tutu wearing midgets.

They find a chinese man who is in the midst of creating some sort of unknown chemical, and is about to drink it.

i finished this before reading yours devour:

Abhrr leaves his donkey outside and enters. Inside, carnage. Bodies tossed about like rag dolls; limbs pinned to walls by sheer willpower. A lone half man, half nothing approaches him, bloody knife in hand.
Who is this man? What does he want? What mechanism of motion does he use to move? So many mysteries surround this strange figure, but Abhrr did not have time for mysteries when a knife was flying at his face. He had to take action:

A demon spirit summoned from the very deepest depths of Hell is unleashed upon the murdering half-man, devouring his soul with a roar that shook the very fabric of time, and threw Abhrr, the spirit, and the donkey through time into a new time period.
What time period and what happens there

They get thrown into the time of ancient egyptians, of course.
Unless they didn't get thrown back around the other side of the world, then ancient china with all the ninjas and stuff

they find themselves right in the middle of the Crusades which is bad for this little muslim dude or whatever the hell he is. so he gets into a conflict with some sword armor-clad christian knights

Abhrr finds himself thrown through time and space as the fabric of spacetime stabilizes itself:

He's arrived right in the middle of the Crusades. After cleaning himself off and spontaneously conjuring up a new turban, he is confronted with a dilemma:
Where did the donkey and the spirit go? He has to find them before they do something drastic and change history for EVER (spoiler alert: they do)