I start:
"All turtles accept Mikey sited around the table and waited for him. Leo picked the table, Raph looked in the wall, Don tapped spoon. Finally, Mikey go in, and, when he puted pizza on the table, he started talking: "Guards was very strong, but nobody wins the Mikey - turtle-thief!" "Mikey-lenter - corrected Don. Sit down". And when they almost started eating, voice from another room came to turtles: "My sons!" "I afraid just this, - said Mikey".

*Zed pulls out his 2010-thread-of-the-year list in anticipation*

In anticipation of what?

There's so much potential here it's unreal. Just sit back and learn from the experience as giant mutant penises and nuclear armageddons that fail to end the story take over.

What's wrong with you??

Nothing is wrong with him, he's telling you what's going to happen.

Then they all go rob a bank with their giant mutant penises... See, it's already happening.

Then, in a hurry, Rafael defeats the soviet leader and ends communism. "haha" says mikey as he kicks mr Sarov in the nuts.

And now all Russians will be able to read and speak English without the use of shitty translators!

Then, around the bank, something from upstairs off the Leo. Guys looked up and saw Casey Jones ass. Now?

So they Casey Jones was all, "Aww yeaaah that's the good stuff" so the ninja turtles got huge mutant turtle penis erections and started smashing things with their enlarged penises

And then run crazy Shredder, he jumped on one leg and drink vodka.

Suddenly, Chuck Norris divided by zero.


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But turtles kicks his 'what they saw from Casey'.

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But turtles kicks his 'what they saw from Casey'.

I haven't understood a single one of your posts yet...

but allow me to add my input to this story.

Suddenly the mutant turtles turn back into ordinary turtles because Shredder used special irreversible unicorn magic.

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I haven't understood a single one of your posts yet...

if casey shows 'em a:Bricked: :Bricked: , then turtles kicks a:Bricked: :Bricked: of Chuck Norris.

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if casey shows 'em a:Bricked: :Bricked: , then turtles kicks a:Bricked: :Bricked: of Chuck Norris.

wut.. .