Well, mine is when I let off one in the middle of the 2 minute silence.

why didn't you keep your glock on safety?

The day I joined Spp.

my shorts came off in the pool

Mine would probably when i when to get my physical and my doctor was sick, so this really hot girl doctor came to give it to me,
And when i took down my pants she gasped, because at my age we weren't supposed to have as many pubes as i did,
So i got really embarrassed and pulled up my pants, and waited for my normal doctor.

The moment i entered this thread.

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my shorts came off in the pool

Why was that embarrassing? You should have told it as you being well endowed and all the women in the pool instantly climaxed.

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Mine would probably when i when to get my physical and my doctor was sick, so this really hot girl doctor came to give it to me,
And when i took down my pants she gasped, because at my age we weren't supposed to have as many pubes as i did,
So i got really embarrassed and pulled up my pants, and waited for my normal doctor.

you keep telling yourself that

















for me, it would have to be when i had a to give a speech in like 3rd grade. i was nervous, and then i needed to sneeze. so then i sneezed like really ****ing hard and snot flew everywhere and i accidently hit my head on the table in front of me. then i looked down because my crotch felt warm and it turned out i pissed myself when i sneezed. everyone was silent and i was trying to figure out what the fuck happened because this all happened in like a second. so then i started running to the door because i was embarassed then i tripped on a cord on the ground and i was like oh shit and then i landed right on this girl and i covered her face and jacket with my blood from the nose bleed i got when i hit my face on the table. then she screamed and i stood up and i ran outside. i went to the office to see the nurse because my nose felt broken and then when i got there the nurse was like what the fuck happened to you holy shit because i was covered in snot, piss and blood. she gave me like a tissue to start staunching the blood and she went away to her desk and i was like wow i'm so gonna get ripped on tomorrow then i was like to the nurse i think my nose is brokern but she didn't think it was so i ended up going to the bathroom and cleaning up. and the next day my nose felt all weird and shit so i went to the doctor and it turned out someth9ing happened tot it which i don't remember and i had to stay home from school or some shit

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you keep telling yourself that

















for me, it would have to be when i had a to give a speech in like 3rd grade. i was nervous, and then i needed to sneeze. so then i sneezed like really ****ing hard and snot flew everywhere and i accidently hit my head on the table in front of me. then i looked down because my crotch felt warm and it turned out i pissed myself when i sneezed. everyone was silent and i was trying to figure out what the fuck happened because this all happened in like a second. so then i started running to the door because i was embarassed then i tripped on a cord on the ground and i was like oh shit and then i landed right on this girl and i covered her face and jacket with my blood from the nose bleed i got when i hit my face on the table. then she screamed and i stood up and i ran outside. i went to the office to see the nurse because my nose felt broken and then when i got there the nurse was like what the fuck happened to you holy shit because i was covered in snot, piss and blood. she gave me like a tissue to start staunching the blood and she went away to her desk and i was like wow i'm so gonna get ripped on tomorrow then i was like to the nurse i think my nose is brokern but she didn't think it was so i ended up going to the bathroom and cleaning up. and the next day my nose felt all weird and shit so i went to the doctor and it turned out someth9ing happened tot it which i don't remember and i had to stay home from school or some shit

Hahaha. Great.

I would have actually paid money to see that. No joke.

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Mine would probably when i when to get my physical and my doctor was sick, so this really hot girl doctor came to give it to me,
And when i took down my pants she gasped, because at my age we were supposed to have a penis at least three times bigger at minimum,
So i got really embarrassed and pulled up my pants, and waited for my normal doctor.

Fixed .

lol .

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Fixed .

Yet its STILL Bigger then yours,
Now gtfo

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Mine would probably when i when to get my physical and my doctor was sick, so this really hot girl doctor came to give it to me,
And when i took down my pants she gasped, because at my age we weren't supposed to have as many pubes as i did,
So i got really embarrassed and pulled up my pants, and waited for my normal doctor.

Why are you still here

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Yet its STILL Bigger then yours,
Now gtfo

I hate you so much.