igloos vs. zebras

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Mar 13, 2010 9:09 AM #555600
Zebra's are superior in that they are more efficient survivors. Zebra's rely on group tactics and trickery which get them out of any situation. Igloos just sit there as the bushfire engulfs them.
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Mar 13, 2010 9:18 AM #555607
lmao well played zed
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Mar 14, 2010 12:06 AM #555754
But no amount of trickery or group tactics would allow a zebra to survive in the artic.
Where bushfires are non-existant
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Mar 14, 2010 3:08 AM #555807
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But no amount of trickery or group tactics would allow a zebra to survive in the artic.
Where bushfires are non-existant


An excellent point sir, which just reinforces my ideas.
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Mar 14, 2010 3:10 PM #555949
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But no amount of trickery or group tactics would allow a zebra to survive in the artic.
Where bushfires are non-existant


Not much standing still will keep an igloo safe on the savannah.
Where blizzards are non-existant

I can keep going all day :)
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Mar 14, 2010 3:33 PM #555952
Igloos can only really survive in the arctic, (North and South Poles), wheras Zebras can live all over. Not just in the savannah, in temperate regions too. So Zebras can live in about 75% of the world, taking into account the deserts, and arctic, where not many animals live. Which means Igloos at pretty outnumbered. But they're still pretty cool.
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Mar 15, 2010 1:05 AM #556145
Igloos can exist ANYWHERE. Indoors. :Undercover:

Also Zed, Igloos can survive to be an eskimo's house for his/her entire life. But zebras get eaten by leapords and lions before they reach the age of 10, usually. :v
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Mar 15, 2010 6:38 PM #556326
Zebras are keeping fresh and up to date with the new genetic mutations and shit. Their brief lifespan and speedy reproduction means they can stay adapted to their environment. As a species they're in it for the long haul. Igloos just can't adapt so well to changes in their environment because they live too long and don't do enough ****ing.
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Mar 15, 2010 7:54 PM #556342
That's true - Igloos don't have a life, therefore don't move and are stuck in one place all the time. They wouldn't last an hour in the savannah; the bush fires will burn them down, whereas Zebras can at least avoid them.
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Mar 16, 2010 1:22 AM #556444
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Zebras are keeping fresh and up to date with the new genetic mutations and shit. Their brief lifespan and speedy reproduction means they can stay adapted to their environment. As a species they're in it for the long haul. Igloos just can't adapt so well to changes in their environment because they live too long and don't do enough ****ing.

Luckily, igloos can be man made and can never go extinct because they can be built by humans or other intelligent species.
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That's true - Igloos don't have a life, therefore don't move and are stuck in one place all the time. They wouldn't last an hour in the savannah; the bush fires will burn them down, whereas Zebras can at least avoid them.

I already said. Zebras wouldn't last 30 minutes in the artic without freezing
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Mar 16, 2010 9:43 AM #556537
also an igloo doesn't have to go through the genetic process of evolving or mutating, when it is destroyed it is just rebuilt more sturdier than before
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Mar 16, 2010 6:16 PM #556601
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Luckily, igloos can be man made and can never go extinct because they can be built by humans or other intelligent species.


I'm sure they could make a comeback if conditions returned to how they were before, but for the interim they would be pretty well extinct in the wild were global temperatures to rise enough.
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Mar 16, 2010 8:18 PM #556614
you can't use your zebra to make an ice lolly.
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Mar 16, 2010 8:59 PM #556625
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Mar 16, 2010 11:24 PM #556656
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I'm sure they could make a comeback if conditions returned to how they were before, but for the interim they would be pretty well extinct in the wild were global temperatures to rise enough.

At least it wouldnt take billions of years like it would for zebras.
Plus I think igloos can exist in space as well