I live in Houston, and I can't wait to leave. We have stupid things like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BdDpV5eI94

Who else hates their home town?

I've got a commercial here that used to play where a person is sleeping on their couch, and a horribly clashing and pixellated dream bubble rises from their head. The bubble is filled with a badly faded video of them eating a burger from whatever restaraunt is being advertised, and in the worst digital dissolve effect this side of Windows Movie Maker, the burger disappears while he hammily yells "Nooooooooooo!". His wife (or whore, I can't tell) nudges him awake and tells him it was just a bad dream, and he, obviously reading from a teleprompter, says "I know, but we gotta go to "

Then the name of the restaurant is superimposed on the screen, with a lot of awful border clash.

I'm intrigued, see if you can find it online

uh UH!

I'm trying, looks like noone ever upped it to youtube.

EDIT: Yeah, google isn't giving me results either. I wish I could remember the name of the restaurant it was advertising.

I hate my hometown too. Its full of rednecks and stoners. Neither of which im very fond of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-YXzZkfSYA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgxcYz5cLN8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZD0_FtBX8A

only in florida...

The way he tosses those papers is hilarious. Its like a half-hearted attempt to express how much he hates high prices.

COME GIT SUM

The three piece bedroom set is awesome. It lands on the bed perfect.

Hey I use to live in Houston too... when I was 5