All you have to do is add lines to a random story. Pretty simple. I will start off the story...

On a sunny morning, a man named Jim went into town with a bag full of burgers.

And started giving the burgers to random pedestriens.

And then the pedestrians exploded and the burger disappeared and Jim died due to chlamydia and somehow even the ****ing chlamydia died.

but then jim died and was replaced by an interesting protagonist

Someone steps out of a time machine during this post. He was the only survivor from the inevitable barrage of nukes which will appear on about page 5. Because of this loop in the temporal system there will be an infinite number of stories going on simultaneously for the next few pages.

then the time traveller got hit by a bus, and before he died he gave the top half of the pedestrian that was still alive his time machine and told him to go to the past a minute ago and stop him from getting run over

The pedestrian crawls away with the time machiene and goes back to before he exploded. As he steps away, he sees the time traveler get hit by he bus.

And witnessed the time traveller talk to his past self to go back in time and save him, the past him goes back in time only to see the exact same thing and before he knew it he had an army of himselfs.

The army of himselfs ran to the bus and wrecked it before it could even change gear at the traffic lights.

Then the bus exploded and ruined your giant story. All that was left was darkness... UNTIL a single cherry floated down in the dark. And was eaten. By a gay guy.

But it turns out that before they destroyed the bus someone else went back in time and stoped them, chasing the time clones away, they escaped in a bus. Witch hit out protagonist and the story started again :/

the end!!!!!!!!!!

Or is it? The movie starts up again and it shows him on a unicycle.

And that's when the bombs fell.

onto iraq .......