You're a dick, Ashlander.

no i dont have any

My friend told her boyfriend she was pregnant. Led him on for an hour aparrently.

april fools day is on april first is it yea it is so happy april fools guys

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you didn't really have to say april fool's

but then all the guys that think im a chick might have thought i got a bj

Oh yeah, forgot about those ****ers. Carry on then

I set the AutoCorrect on Microsoft Word to change "if" to when" on the guy's computer next to mine at school.. They'll catch that in about 4 days when someone gets really angry that they are such a cocky bastard in all their presentations.


Also changed "come" to "cum" on this one girl's computer.

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I set the AutoCorrect on Microsoft Word to change "if" to when" on the guy's computer next to mine at school.. They'll catch that in about 4 days when someone gets really angry that they are such a cocky bastard in all their presentations.


Also changed "come" to "cum" on this one girl's computer.

haha, unless theyre slow typers they probably won't catch it too fast.

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I set the AutoCorrect on Microsoft Word to change "if" to when" on the guy's computer next to mine at school.. They'll catch that in about 4 days when someone gets really angry that they are such a cocky bastard in all their presentations.


Also changed "come" to "cum" on this one girl's computer.

Pretty creative there man, I like.

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You're a dick, Ashlander.

Technically it would be my friends parents, i just refer to them as my own. But they would find it pretty funny. Given they survive their heart attacks.

I changed shit around on my Dad's computer so that his Firefox shortcut opened a forkbomb, and everything else was either a trolololo video or a rickroll video.
Also, I ****ed with his autocorrect on everything that had it, so Bill (his best friend) cchanged to Mr. Dumbass.

XD RICK ROLL EPIC WIN BROOOOoooOO

Well, usually we cover a blackboard with paraffin, to chalk did not write, put buttons on a chair , glued together with glue PVA pages textbook teacher.

I told my sister my girlfriend was pregnant. Ended up getting in deep deep shit.

i am out of the country now and my mom called i told her that i was not going back she nearly had a heart attack an promised to beat the heck out of me when i get back