Pirate vs. Ninja vs. Cowboy

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Apr 11, 2010 11:32 PM #567992
My mind was just blown.
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Apr 12, 2010 1:22 AM #568041
Definitely pirates.
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Apr 12, 2010 7:53 AM #568182
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That is so true.
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Apr 12, 2010 8:23 AM #568188
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Pirates. Because they have the balls to try to take down an 18,000 tonne French naval flagship with a fishing boat.


That may be so, however ninja's will kill you twice before you hit the ground, all while raping your relatives, stabbing your pet cat, and drinking the last beer in your fridge.
To bad you didn't notice over the sound of you shitting your pants.
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Apr 12, 2010 8:33 AM #568195
Ninjas can kill cowboys/pirates and rape their cows/first mates before the enemies realise it. A cowboy/pirate needs to be able to see someone to shoot/stab (in most cases).

Lets not forget that both Cowboys and Pirates are frequently under the influence of alcohol, severely impairing their combat skills, unless they fight other drunks.

However, I'd like to point out that :

Clint Eastwood + Johnny Depp >>>>>> Chris Farley
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Apr 12, 2010 8:40 AM #568199
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However, I'd like to point out that :

Clint Eastwood + Johnny Depp >>>>>> Chris Farley

Chris Farley>>>>>>>> Beverly Hills Ninja.
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Apr 12, 2010 9:23 AM #568221
Ninja

Cowboy

[SIZE="4"]The Pirate[/SIZE]

I win.
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Apr 12, 2010 6:43 PM #568393
Ninjas .
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Apr 12, 2010 7:28 PM #568425
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Chris Farley>>>>>>>> Beverly Hills Ninja.


He would have gone to heaven if he hadn't done that movie.
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Apr 13, 2010 6:55 AM #568808
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Ninja

Cowboy

[SIZE="4"]The Pirate[/SIZE]

I win.


Silly goose, the pirate will kick you apart. He isn't in a comparable category, there is awesome, ninja, cowboy, and pirate.
Garbage, micdonalds, MoD, and youtube comments.
The pirate however falls under the god category, therefore he shall not be trifled with and or compared to something so meager.
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Apr 13, 2010 7:34 AM #568817
I remember when I got in a heated arguement over this with Gavel a long time ago. Good times.
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Apr 13, 2010 5:29 PM #569082
Abagaianye mala Relle ada! Moranda ada ae buane!
(For the uneducated, I voted for ninjas)
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Apr 17, 2010 2:12 PM #570956
To be honest, I didn't even like pirates at all until Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow made me a believer. But I do love ninjas too. I don't know, it's a hard choice.
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Apr 17, 2010 10:22 PM #571157
It seems, AFRICA, that we are the sole supporters of the magnificence of cowboys.

I actually never thought about adding cowboys into the pirates vs. ninjas debate before this, but it is a great addition.
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Apr 18, 2010 3:09 AM #571273
I've seen zombies in there too.

Ninjas win with cowboys a close second. Pirates fail at life because they're drunk all the time and they smell funny.