I'd change it to Wolfcocker or Ironboner or something to the likes of Widowmaker.

Wow, your a ****ing idiot.

Change your name to Gregory House and **** your leg up and become addicted to Vicodin.

People will shit themselves.

I very much hope that the courts accept it, and then don't let you change back when you go up again next week.

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I very much hope that the courts accept it, and then don't let you change back when you go up again next week.

Lol, I'd love to see his smile turn into something ugly.

This is a stupid idea, you might as well change you name to duke nukem and go into buildings spurting bad puns.

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This is a stupid idea, you might as well change you name to duke nukem and go into buildings spurting bad puns.

That is actually an amazing idea.

you should actually change your name to Max Motherfucking Power

Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch!

I think I'm the only one here who actually supports his decision. Although I do agree that you should change it to mother ****ing, so with the ing you can say "who am I? WHO AM I?! I'm (first name) mother ****ing ( last name), thats who I am!" or something awesome like that.

besides its just your middle name, I don't ever remember ever actually using it other than writing it down on some form.

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I don't ever remember ever actually using it other than writing it down on some form.

Exactly. Mine appears on various official documents. It's not something I use often, but when people do see it it's in places where I really really wouldn't want them to think it was a joke. My driving license, for instance, or my passport. Or on a CV.

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Exactly. Mine appears on various official documents. It's not something I use often, but when people do see it it's in places where I really really wouldn't want them to think it was a joke. My driving license, for instance, or my passport. Or on a CV.

But you are missing the point, it'll be hilarious. Completely worth the waiting for hours and hours while on a plane so they make sure you are really you. Or every time a cop checks your id, or every job you apply for, or every time you go to the dmv making it an even longer experience. Plus think of how much a badass old man you could be.

The court would never pass it.

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I was surprised to see that wartooth posted the best thing on this thread.

Anyway yeah Mother****er is a great middle name. I recommend you do it.

Why thank you my friend.

Or. I love mother****ing max power.