I'm 14 to the like four people that asked. And I'm in Florida, Blasphmemeer.

Myself, can you make it to Florida?

Also **** the slightly chubby chick. Is she hot? Post pictures so we can further your shitty life by potentially making you a father.

I'm gonna pass on that, Blsphmmeermer. I'm not planning on getting a chick pregnant at ****ing 14. That's not cool. I don't have a camera atm so I can't post pictures.

I concur.

Thats pretty ****ing cool.


Besides condoms and pulling out and the pill were invented for just such an occasion.

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I'm gonna pass on that, Blsphmmeermer. I'm not planning on getting a chick pregnant at ****ing 14. That's not cool. I don't have a camera atm so I can't post pictures.

Pull some off her facebook.

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I concur.

Thats pretty ****ing cool.


Besides condoms and pulling out and the pill were invented for just such an occasion.

Sure, act like you know a shitload and then advertise "pulling out" as a valid method of contraception.

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Pull some off her facebook.

I've tried. I can't find a singly Carly that looks like the one I knew.

a friend once told me, "a girl wants what they cant have" but i didnt realy get it. and i feel the same way, the only friend ive known for a while is a 8 year old spaz. and im such a little b!_!h that i cant stand up for my self or say what i want to say. i know that you dont know me, i dont know you, but in my opinion, you need a a friendship with a girl you dont like, just friends, and it may help because you dont have that weird, "what do i say next" and "what does she think about me" type feeling. i know because being around my friends sister "who i dont realy like" it didnt feel like your in a weird situation. so it helps with comunative skills with your opposite sex. i hope i helped! ; )

1: don't publicly say how much of a nerd you are for going on battletoads/stickpage forums or w/e
2: go out more
3: don't moan about anything ever unless everyone else is doing it
4: dress like everyone else
5: be funny
6: stop being a douchebag

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Myself, can you make it to Florida?

Also **** the slightly chubby chick. Is she hot? Post pictures so we can further your shitty life by potentially making you a father.

Shit if i was near florida even id go put the fear of god in that little spic. Just punch him in the throat when hes least expecting it, and tell him to go back to mexico.

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Myself, can you make it to Florida?

Nay, for I am over 3000km away.

Scatman... is there anything you CAN do? Something that is unique about you that may make you some friends?

Well, I can run really ****ing fast, faster than anyone at school. That along with computer skills is all I have.

So youre an athelete who is also good with computers.... or a nerd who is also athletically gifted... dude you should be atleast marginally popular by now...

Are you sure there is nothing you do that marginally pissed people off? Do you convince yourself that people are not going to like you, and so be a dick to them anyway?

No, I don't be a dick to people. I don't think I did anything to piss anyone off that I know of.
And I don't like the term 'nerd.' The proper term is Geek, thank you very much.