Yeah, I'm doing this.

I will try and update as much as possible. If you want to choose what's going to happen, try and say something that might move the story along.

Let's begin.


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You wake up suddenly. It's dark. Very dark. What do you do?

Sorry about the small image size.

yaaaar! i need to switch on the lights. wait! where is the switch? Where am i? :confused:

I check my clothing and pockets for any items.

Get the nigger in front of you out of the way.

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I check my clothing and pockets for any items.

do this

I remind myself that I'm blind and feel around to reach for my stick...

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I remind myself that I'm blind and feel around to reach for my stick...

Sophisticated perversion it is.

Check my pockets for a knife to shank that nigger
No, check pockets and try to stand up, feeling around the walls for a switch or something.

Kick forward as hard as you can. The weight of the TV will send the black guy sprawling to the floor.

If there is no black man in front of you, run forward as fast as you can until you hit a wall.

You open your god damn eyes.

find the floor and smash your head against it repeatedly until someone turns the lights on

Snuggle down and go back to sleep.

Wake up for reals this time.

Shut your eyes, open your mouth and let them have their fun.

Shut your eyes, open your mouth and let them have their fun for thirteen seconds before briskly closing your mouth again. But I still wouldn't open my eyes if I were you.