Yes I do realize that Floydyboy is already doing this. But this is not meant to replace his or try to cockblock it in anyway. I simply just want to make one. So if you are interested in things such as this, visit Floydyboy's as well.

Link: http://forums.stickpage.com/showthread.php?32747-Choose-your-own-adventure-Floydyboys-edition!

Anyway it's simple. I will create a piece of the story. Then all of you shall make suggestions as to what you should do next. However don't spam the thread with retarded ideas. What you post will be ignored. And I will pick what choice I think is the best to do. Let's do this.


You wake up in what seems like a janitor's closet. Blood seemed to have been running down from your head, it's dry now though. The only exit seems to have been blocked off...from the inside? The only other thing in the room is a toolbox.

Search the tooldbox to see if there is a tool you can use to pry the door open.

Search the boxes near the door to try jog your brain juices to start flowing again?

Throw down those carboard boxes in your blind rage.

Then check the toolbox.

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Throw down those carboard boxes in your blind rage.

Then check the toolbox.

This.


You throw the boxes away in a fit of rage to uncover a door. You then take a look in the toolbox.

Inside you find a hammer, 4 nails, and a rag.

oh man I thought that was a dildo, but whatever.

So yeah, Hammer your ****ing way through the door, with the pointy end.

EDIT: also pocket the rag and nails (wrap the nails in the rag so that you don't poke yourself at some point)

Take everything and wear the rag over your head to cover that...err...headwound.

The door is too obvious. Smash through the wall with your hammer.

Even then... Which wall would you smash through? left? right? or the back?

Quote from MiniMan

Take everything and wear the rag over your head to cover that...err...headwound.

Quote from Devour

The door is too obvious. Smash through the wall with your hammer.

Wall is unbreakable. So I'ma just make you smash through the door k? :3


You wipe up the blood and wrap the rag around your head. You then pocket the nails and equip the hammer, ready for anything behind the door.

You slam open the door with the hammer.

You find yourself in an empty office building. You see an elevator and stairs in the distance.

Take the stairs and go to the highest floor possible. :>

Then learn how to draw nicely or jump. Lol. Just kidding. Kill something on the way.

Take the stairs, elevator is and obvious trap.

Take the stairs to the roof and drop a single nail off the building hoping to hit someone.

Ninja you way to the stairs, then just as your pretend to step on the steps jump outta the way of the trap and into the elevator.