Hey everyone, I saw this site on funnyjunk and decided to mess around. Its fun as hell. Anyone have any funny conversations?

And here is the 102941038573987523-73452739485723945 thread on Omegle. Its fun untill just about every conversation turns into the same thing.

Hmm.. i thought this was a bot thing at first...

You: your a bot arnt you
Stranger: No
You: oh really, whats your name?
Stranger: Holly
You: does holly have a last name? or are you a stripper
Stranger: I'm not a stripper
You: so you have a last name
Stranger: ya
You: and your not a bot
Stranger: not that I know of
Stranger: are you a bot?
You: yes i am
Stranger: interesting
You: i know
Stranger: do bots have names?
You: my dad was a voltswagon and my mom was a toaster
Stranger: neat

Now im just messing with people....

Stranger: hi 20 m usa looking for clean chat....u?
[FONT=Segoe UI][FONT=Segoe UI][SIZE=2]You: im a bot looking to rape you in the ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/FONT]

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I kind of feel bad about this one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hujimk,

You: hey could you help me out with a science project?

You: ok

Stranger: i gues

Stranger: k

You: so i have like 50 puppy asses lined up on a tray and i have to eat them

You: thats it

You: but dont worry about the bodies though

You: i ground them up into hamburgers so i can **** them

You: makes me feel better

You: like a stress ball! :)

Stranger: r u a m/f

You: m/44/mexico

Stranger: hi im f 12 ohio

You: have any puppies?

Stranger: yea

You: good...

You: good

Stranger: yyyyyyy

You: so hows your family?

You: i'll bet your parents make you clean your room

You: they dont understand you

Stranger: u dont me

You: they dont feel your pain

You: I do

Stranger: i live witha a mom only mom 4 ever

Stranger: i am going 2 kick my dads ass soo **** him and his fat ass family

You: yeah **** him

You: i can help you

Stranger: not that way

You: i can help you get your revenge

Stranger: beat him up

You: but he was the one that isolated you

You: he was the one that made you cry all those times

You: alone

Stranger: he likes 2 make ****ing babies u no im 12yrs old

You: he deserves more than a mere beating

You: he deserves what you suffered

Stranger: no he been hi jail 4 6yrs.

You: well

Stranger: r u 44

You: no

You: i am

Stranger: age

You: your father

Stranger: wat

You: YOUR REAL FATHER

You: ALL THESE YEARS

You: SEARCHING FOR YOU

You: OH MY ALLISON I'VE FINALLY FOUND YOU

You: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE

You: I'LL BE THERE SOON

Stranger: WATS MY NAME

You: EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT

You have disconnected.

also:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: one love
Stranger: one life
You: lets
Stranger: get
You: together
Stranger: and
You: niggers
Stranger: ass
You: perfect
You have disconnected.

I don't even....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hiu'

You: 5
You: five in not less then three

Stranger: What?

Stranger: t or d?

You: what?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

cbBUBIU;U;K.aaaaaghl
Stranger: as;
You: I seem to have dented my computer screen. how unfortunate
You: 83, f
Stranger: real age?
You: Of course not you silly goose. This is the interwebz.
Stranger: wat is yourreal age
You: nein.
Stranger: where r u from
You: Germany. Nein means "no."
Stranger: i kno
You: good for you old chap. I say, howsabout some tea and crumpets? Alfred, go summon the cook.

Quote from quake

And here is the 102941038573987523-73452739485723945 thread on Omegle. Its fun untill just about every conversation turns into the same thing.

Sorry had no idea. Lol

Dinomuts is good.