SPP Special Operations Unit

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Apr 28, 2010 12:07 AM #576957
I really love the description of your M9. Something everyone on SPP probably wishes they were doing right now lol.

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Sarcasm. SPP's easiest humor, other than rascist and gay jokes.

Very true.

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"Im nt telin u" He replies in butchered english.

Somehow that reminds me so much of xstorm999.

All these little in-jokes and typically SPish things your char does, that's what makes it great.

Also, I'm very curious to see what you do with a guy who wields a lamp and speaks in the 3rd person.
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Apr 28, 2010 12:11 AM #576960
I already have a dogman. And that my friend is easy
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Apr 28, 2010 12:18 AM #576961
Touche.

I'm still curious though.
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Apr 28, 2010 4:39 AM #577054
You attention whore.:)

I like all the inside jokes and such.
I can't wait to see when it really starts picking up and everyone gets involved.
You, sir, have made me stay active on SPP.
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Apr 28, 2010 11:01 AM #577180
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I stand up and smash ones face in with the brass knuckles. Blood splatters all over me and his buddy's face. I shoot the other one twice in each arm and leg.
"What the **** do you think your doing? Who sent you? What are they up to?" I say rapid fire.
"Im nt telin u" He replies in butchered english. The his face stretches into ten, twenty different emotions, finally settling on one I think means 'Shit I'm dead.' I pull the desk out a little more and repeatadly punch him in the stomach. Dark red blood flies everywhere as the noob screams.
"How about now?" I kick him in the gut for emphasis.
"No," he looks at me expecting death.
"I think you want to tell me," I shoot him in the other kneecap. He screams and gasps for breath. I end this with a quick kick to the jaw. He spits up some blood.
"No, Neve-" I slam my fist into his head. The brass knuckles stick deep in his skull. I let him fall limp and stand on him. One foot on his neck and pull. Jerking them out of his head. The blood quickly pools.

Bad-ass man!
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Apr 28, 2010 12:08 PM #577196
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You attention whore.:)

I like all the inside jokes and such.
I can't wait to see when it really starts picking up and everyone gets involved.
You, sir, have made me stay active on SPP.


Haha, yep :). And I appreciate your enthusiasm on it. Its going pretty well as far as I can tell.

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Bad-ass man!


I know. Haha

EDiT- Epic ass sig FTW?
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Apr 28, 2010 12:22 PM #577198
Epic! Hey just a question. What's FTW? **** the what?
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Apr 28, 2010 2:43 PM #577238
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You were in the SOU meeting room with other mods and admins. Like I said.



Haha.

Suggestions do get annoying though guys.

BTW everyones a badass in combat. You'll all see.


UPDATES Chapter 3

I jog inside my house, pushing open the door. Walk to the cabinet and slide the huge stereo speaker out of the way. I reach my hand in and pull out a slip of paper. It reads in my almost illiterate handwriting '06, 39, 12'. I push the stereo back into place and slide the paper into my back pocket.
"Oh, six, thirty-nine, twelve" I repeat to myself as I lean down next to the cabinet. Push it slowly across my wood floor. Making a wicked screech. I grab the knob and swing it around. It clicks at every number. And I open it quickly. Grab my silenced M9. I rub it like you'd stroke a beautiful woman's hair from her face. And reach down, smiling deviously. Well there is going to be trouble. I slide on the spiked brass knuckles. And I've always wanted to use these baby's again. I slam the vault shut and push back the cabinet. The debate section never my favorite.

I turn down the road into the debate section. Almost deserted except for the few to-smart that roam into it time to time. Every section has an outpost, a command center. Run by the thread groupings, then the forums, and finally the site itself. I start there.

Walking across the parking lot I ready my weapons and pump myself up. Shaking loose, incase I have to run.

Time for meaningless destruction in the name of fun.

I ready myself and smash my boot into the door right next to the handle. It flies open and the impact of it hitting the wall throws it off two hinges. Anything in the debate section would have heard that and come running. Guess I can relax a little. The debate section is one of the smaller more unfrequented sections. Therefore it has low staff and a small, unsecure outpost. I step into the lobby and look at the empty nothingness. A desk, holding up an older shutoff moniter, several couches, and a set of stairs.
"Stairs it is." I laugh. Sarcasm. SPP's easiest humor, other than rascist and gay jokes. Sometimes fapping comes up. But I'm getting myself off track. I climb the stairs two at a time, slowly, aiming my M9 up at all times. I end up finding nothing but more computers in cubicles.

After freezing gay porn on all the computers. I begin to go back down the stairs. Only to be met with a slamming door and a barrage of bullets. What the hell?! I run back upstairs and tip over a desk. Hoping its reasonable cover for the shit to come.

"Upstairs, I'll be outside," I hear a strange voice say. Two sets of heavy feet step slowly up the stairs. Two unrecognizable noobs turn towards me lugging M60's.
"Out of date much assholes?" I fire two quick rounds into a knee of each of my attackers. Both go down long enough for me to crouch and shove the desk with my shoulder to slam them both right in the chin. They drop the guns. I stand up and smash ones face in with the brass knuckles. Blood splatters all over me and his buddy's face. I shoot the other one twice in each arm and leg.
"What the **** do you think your doing? Who sent you? What are they up to?" I say rapid fire.
"Im nt telin u" He replies in butchered english. The his face stretches into ten, twenty different emotions, finally settling on one I think means 'Shit I'm dead.' I pull the desk out a little more and repeatadly punch him in the stomach. Dark red blood flies everywhere as the noob screams.
"How about now?" I kick him in the gut for emphasis.
"No," he looks at me expecting death.
"I think you want to tell me," I shoot him in the other kneecap. He screams and gasps for breath. I end this with a quick kick to the jaw. He spits up some blood.
"No, Neve-" I slam my fist into his head. The brass knuckles stick deep in his skull. I let him fall limp and stand on him. One foot on his neck and pull. Jerking them out of his head. The blood quickly pools.
I hear a static sound, followed by "Get the job done yet? I didn't hear more gunshots? Do it by hand?"
I grab the walkie talke and press the button. "Mostly," I reply
"Who the hell is this?"
I walk over to the window to see a man by a black car out in the parking lot.
"Your new problem,"
Aah man, that was better than the previous two chapters (maybe because of the violence?) I'm really anxious to hear more.
Oh and coldzero: FTW stands for "for the win"
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Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM #577377
Yes. And please don't quote the entire chapter. Speaking of chapters.

UPDATE

Chapter 4
The man sees me and jumps in his car. The driver floors it. I see a hand come out of the window. Hear shots and dive to the ground. The glass shatters onto me. I walk to the stairs stomping the noobs skull in on the way. I run back to my transport. Noticing my new bad ass speakers. I love that man. I start it and drive back to the SOU. I have to report this. And get back to my team.

"Paperclip," I rush. "Somethings going down. Something serious," I explain my entire 'fun time' in Debate.
"Interesting," he says seemingly as slow as possible.
"Paperclip. I have to get to my team. They should be meeting at my house by now. I have to go."
"Wait a second," he stops me halfway out the door. "Be careful."
"Don't worry about me," I say. "The 'team' needs some work. Todays the time for it. I'll be talking to you about your recommendations"

I see Scarecrow walking down the street. I slam on the brakes and open the other door. He starts to say something.
"Hey," I interrupt him. "Get in. I have two urgent things for the team."

We discuss over the next few hours. I wash off the blood and get cereal to eat. The team arrives at random intervals. All in all only missing Floyd. Thats what I was afraid of.
"Well what has everyone heard?" I begin
Silence.
"Ok, guys time to step up. We might not like everyone on the team. Shit, bubbles annoys me too." That gets a few laughs. Coldzero sits there and flips his knife. I walk over in front of him and snatch it away. He stands up to me. Rising above me enough for me to have to look up. I look him straight in the eyes for several seconds. Everyone around us is frozen, watching. I take the knife and throw it in the air a few inches switching the handle to the blade and throw with all my strength at the wall. It sticks several inches in.
"Pay attention, that goes for all of you" I walk back to the couch sitting next to Scarecrow and Ashlander. I stare at Coldzero until he sits down. Alright. "Anything you guys have? At all?"
Sumfink buts in, "theres been a lot of talk outside of Stickepage of something suspicious going on here."
"Good. Well we have something to do right now. And I have something to tell you guys."

After I'm done explaining my wonderful time in Debate. I tell them all we have to ship up and go to Floyd's. He's not being himself and he sure as hell would've noticed the transport gone by now. He practically lives in his garage. The door leads to his living room. I walk inside first carrying my M9, just incase. Everyone else is unarmed except Bubbes... A man walks into the living room. I aim at his chest.
"GET ON THE GROUND!"
"What?!?!?"
I walk over to him and kick the back of his knee.
"On the ground, what are you doing here?"
"This is my house" He says lying down on his chest.
"Stop lying! What are you doing here?"
"Screwing your mom! Guys??!!? HELP!"
"Guys?" It takes me a second. "Shit. Team secure the house." I pull out my brass knuckles. I've been fondly calling the 'persuasion'. After my noob interrogation attempt. "I'm pretty sure you don't know me."
"No I don't."
'SECURE' I hear from the other room. It echoes throughout the house. He must have tried to scare us. He's alone.
"I need to know where Floyd is."
"Gone. He's gone."
"Where?"
"Not telling."
I kick him over and slide the spikes across his neck.
"Welcome to hell my friend."


Definately not as long. But theres more violence to come in 5 and 6.
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Apr 29, 2010 12:23 AM #577409
Hmm, this is definitely interesting,
I like where this is going. You humble me my good sir! :D
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Apr 29, 2010 1:05 AM #577422
Now why would you be such a meanie to some random guy who walked into your house while you were in the middle of a top-secret meeting?

...oh wait.
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Apr 29, 2010 1:20 AM #577428
Not my house. Floyds. And you'll see how mean I get when I update it hahaha.

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Hmm, this is definitely interesting,
I like where this is going. You humble me my good sir! :D


Thanks man. :D
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Apr 29, 2010 2:51 AM #577462
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Stickepage

Sorry to be a disturbance and all but you spelled Stickpage wrong. Although nice story. I just hope none of us gets killed. Keep up the good work! ^_^
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Apr 29, 2010 2:56 AM #577468
I noticed a few spelling mistakes. But none really bugged me.
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Apr 29, 2010 6:20 AM #577555
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Sorry to be a disturbance and all but you spelled Stickpage wrong. Although nice story. I just hope none of us gets killed. Keep up the good work! ^_^


I think I'm already dead..............