Halo Armor

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Apr 28, 2010 5:51 AM #577101
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Rob a bank. The security tape would be badass.


100% do it or this is all a waste
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Apr 28, 2010 5:55 AM #577106
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8

enjoy your virginity
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Apr 28, 2010 6:09 AM #577129
@ Miniman
1. I don't need glasses
2. I'm not a floor-humping midget
3. I'm not using armor scaled to a ****ing seven year old
4. I don't have this kids horse-teeth:
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Yeah, this is NOT going to be me. Plus, I don't have one of those midget toy carts.
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Apr 28, 2010 6:49 AM #577140
Make it out of metal.

If you don't you are a pussy.
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Apr 28, 2010 6:59 AM #577141
The weight of the suit would be too heavy to move around in. He'd just be stuck in that gay position that the halo guy is on the video games.
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Apr 28, 2010 6:59 AM #577142
You're going to need a ride to work with that. Let these guys be a good example for you:

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Apr 28, 2010 8:31 AM #577158
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Best comment for that video: "next thing he gon pull out: I made a scorpion tank, I made a covenant cruiser, I made a real spartan!"
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Apr 28, 2010 10:15 AM #577169
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The weight of the suit would be too heavy to move around in. He'd just be stuck in that gay position that the halo guy is on the video games.
Awesome


He need to get some muscles then.
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Apr 28, 2010 11:52 AM #577190
**** that. Make it out of depleted uranium and coat it in lead. And then paint over it. They make tanks out of that shit and its pretty ****ing cheap.


And then go rob a bank and watch as they attempt to shoot you but are astounded by how it all bounces off. Once outside, drop the money, take off the suit and ask if you can work for the government, otherwise you'll show them your next ''invention''.


Which is a complete bluff.
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Apr 28, 2010 6:23 PM #577318
If you made this out of sheet aluminium and foam inside for comfort, it might be possible to make a full metal suit.

Density of about 2700kg per Cubic meter (lost my datasheets so googled it, don't sue me if this shit is wrong), so if you use 0.5cm thick sheets you have around 13.5kg per square meter used, get a rough surface area of your armor in square meters, times it by 13.5 and see if you could carry that.

Other than that, once its made, buy a display stand for when you're not wearing it, or, wear it all the time.
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Apr 28, 2010 6:29 PM #577322
I bet every member on this site a fraction* of my penis that this suit will not get made.


(*Fraction = 3 inches)
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Apr 28, 2010 6:52 PM #577333
I second that. But IF it does... and he does make it out of metal. It would be pretty awesome.
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Apr 28, 2010 7:02 PM #577337
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I bet every member on this site a fraction* of my penis that this suit will not get made.


(*Fraction = 3 inches)


Hahahahahahhaha.









Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhaaa
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Apr 28, 2010 7:09 PM #577342
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Hahahahahahhaha.







Hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhaaa


He is so going to make that suit....
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Apr 28, 2010 7:11 PM #577344
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I bet every member on this site a fraction* of my penis that this suit will not get made.


(*Fraction = 3 inches)

A fraction has to be less then the whole thing.

Moving on from that, atleast admit this looks more promising to be finished than most things we see started around here.