Hahaha oh god I honestly started laughing my ass off midway through the onslaught of retarded insults. And by the looks of it, I just trolled YOU but im bored and slightly drunk and I wanna have some fun.
I've been serving in the United States military for over a year now working in the 2nd most dangerous workplace on this planet. Ive been to more foreign countries in that year than you will ever go to in your LIFE and I have fucked at least one woman (Read again, AT LEAST one) in each country while having fun with my military brethren and I also live in Japan. I do all of this while toiling away working on my ship out at sea for 6 months straight and then the other 6 months of the year I am maintaining it getting ready for the next deployment. I am doing all of this while being paid $2400 a MONTH.
How is that for a "life"?

What have you done today?
You know, besides making this thread.
How about this.
I went to Buttlins ONCE, Alton Towers TWICE, My family has been having a SHITLOAD of partys, I have a trampoline(which is down for now(Rhyme!)), I have drove out of the UK to England JUST ON A MINI BUS AND CAR a fuckload of times, I go to Lawrenny every summer holiday for holiday since my mum brought it for me and she spends the rent, I have one cat and one dog, my 1st sister is an asshole while the 2nd and 3rd are lovey, I have OVER 9000 comics, OVER 9000 games, A PS3 where you just touch the thing and it comes on, a black Nintendo WII, a Nintendo DS Lite, Nintendo DS I and Nintendo 3DS, OVER 9000 movies, my room is a fucking mess, we SOMETIMES have a pool party in the summer with a water slide, my birthday starts on a first day of the month, my country(UK) is so fucking awesome, im half-cast, im a WWE fan, I saw WWE twice and will probably see this years one in Cardiff, OVER 9000 toys, 7-10 friends, ive played Hotel 626 and The House, I have a laptop, I have Google Chrome, I have a flatscreen T.V., I have a T.V. box in my bedroom, im a prank master and fuckload of more.
BEAT THAT.