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Jan 20, 2012 10:30 AM #579714
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Ive been to more foreign countries in that year than you will ever go to in your LIFE and I have fucked at least one woman (Read again, AT LEAST one) in each country while having fun with my military brethren and I also live in Japan.


Have you been to any of these?
Taiwan
China
Korea
Some European place
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Jan 20, 2012 10:35 AM #579715
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Have you been to any of these?
Taiwan
China
Korea
Some European place
I have been to China (Hong Kong), Thailand (Pattaya Beach), Signapore, South Korea and Japan (Duh, were based here)

Hoping to go to the Phillipines and maybe Australia sometime soon.

Nice counter. Shame it's wasted on someone not even worth the effort, but darned nice all the same.

Yeah I know, but still it was fun typing that all up and like I said, im slightly drunk off fruity pebbles. (Captain Morgan Lime Bite and Sierra Mist, god like)
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Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM #579716
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Hahaha oh god I honestly started laughing my ass off midway through the onslaught of retarded insults. And by the looks of it, I just trolled YOU but im bored and slightly drunk and I wanna have some fun.

I've been serving in the United States military for over a year now working in the 2nd most dangerous workplace on this planet. Ive been to more foreign countries in that year than you will ever go to in your LIFE and I have fucked at least one woman (Read again, AT LEAST one) in each country while having fun with my military brethren and I also live in Japan. I do all of this while toiling away working on my ship out at sea for 6 months straight and then the other 6 months of the year I am maintaining it getting ready for the next deployment. I am doing all of this while being paid $2400 a MONTH.


How is that for a "life"?
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What have you done today?
You know, besides making this thread.


How about this.

I went to Buttlins ONCE, Alton Towers TWICE, My family has been having a SHITLOAD of partys, I have a trampoline(which is down for now(Rhyme!)), I have drove out of the UK to England JUST ON A MINI BUS AND CAR a fuckload of times, I go to Lawrenny every summer holiday for holiday since my mum brought it for me and she spends the rent, I have one cat and one dog, my 1st sister is an asshole while the 2nd and 3rd are lovey, I have OVER 9000 comics, OVER 9000 games, A PS3 where you just touch the thing and it comes on, a black Nintendo WII, a Nintendo DS Lite, Nintendo DS I and Nintendo 3DS, OVER 9000 movies, my room is a fucking mess, we SOMETIMES have a pool party in the summer with a water slide, my birthday starts on a first day of the month, my country(UK) is so fucking awesome, im half-cast, im a WWE fan, I saw WWE twice and will probably see this years one in Cardiff, OVER 9000 toys, 7-10 friends, ive played Hotel 626 and The House, I have a laptop, I have Google Chrome, I have a flatscreen T.V., I have a T.V. box in my bedroom, im a prank master and fuckload of more.


BEAT THAT.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:38 AM #579717
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I have been to China (Hong Kong), Thailand (Pattaya Beach), Signapore, South Korea and Japan (Duh, were based here)

Hoping to go to the Phillipines and maybe Australia sometime soon.



Only cos I'm dead curious. Which one was better? Your visit to Hong Kong, Singapore or S Korea?

Australia is a good place for a holiday and depending on where you live, not really that great for living.



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How about this.

I went to Buttlins ONCE, Alton Towers TWICE, My family has been having a SHITLOAD of partys, I have a trampoline(which is down for now(Rhyme!)), I have drove out of the UK to England JUST ON A MINI BUS AND CAR a fuckload of times, I go to Lawrenny every summer holiday for holiday since my mum brought it for me and she spends the rent, I have one cat and one dog, my 1st sister is an asshole while the 2nd and 3rd are lovey, I have OVER 9000 comics, OVER 9000 games, A PS3 where you just touch the thing and it comes on, a black Nintendo WII, a Nintendo DS Lite, Nintendo DS I and Nintendo 3DS, OVER 9000 movies, my room is a fucking mess, we SOMETIMES have a pool party in the summer with a water slide, my birthday starts on a first day of the month, my country(UK) is so fucking awesome, im half-cast, im a WWE fan, I saw WWE twice and will probably see this years one in Cardiff, OVER 9000 toys, 7-10 friends, ive played Hotel 626 and The House, I have a laptop, I have Google Chrome, I have a flatscreen T.V., I have a T.V. box in my bedroom, im a prank master and fuckload of more.


BEAT THAT.


Done. Im not you.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:40 AM #579719
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Oh, I just noticed the Triforce in your signature. I had been more or less ignoring it for being obnoxiously large and text based (how you managed to combine those two elements... I don't know, kudos to you for that).

See, the problem here is that trolling is a art, while you are as a child playing with crayons. Yes, it could be considered "art" of a sort, but it's nothing anyone would consider fine art. You lack any form of subtlety whatsoever. Come on, if you're going to make me mad, then do it. Come at me, bro!

Actually, on second thought, forget that. While you have some of the qualities down correctly, you've lathered on this persona far too thick. At some point, it just becomes way too obvious, and you become another common 0/10. Furthermore, trolling is against the rules here, so if you're not even going to do it right, then just don't do it.

Nice counter. Shame it's wasted on someone not even worth the effort, but darned nice all the same.


You havn't even tryed triforcing yourself. Why don't you try and we will see your fail. Or are you to wussy to do it? If so then suck my pussy.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM #579721
Honestly, I always used to want to move to Japan when I was a dumb young weeaboo. Needless to say, I don't want to move there anymore. South Korea would probably still be a nice place to visit though.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM #579722
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Only cos I'm dead curious. Which one was better? Your visit to Hong Kong, Singapore or S Korea?

Australia is a good place for a holiday and depending on where you live, not really that great for living.





Done. Im not you.


What... The... Fuck... Are... You... Talking... About..?
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Jan 20, 2012 10:43 AM #579724
Wow...man youre an average 15 year old boy? Prank master? Parents throwing parties? video games and comics? Going no more than maybe a few miles away from home (I dont know nor care where youre from and do not wish to google up those locations but im sure they are way better than thailand, china, japan or any other foreign country I've been to) that is way better than serving your country in the military....fuck, you are one bad ass motherfucker man and I have no retort to that......



Oh, other than this
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Im kinda bored with you now, maybe after a few more cups of liquor ill have some more fun with you.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:45 AM #579726
I wonder what life will be like if someone bans CMPunk. We will have a lack of someone to hate
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Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM #579727
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Wow...man youre an average 15 year old boy? Prank master? Parents throwing parties? video games and comics? Going no more than maybe a few miles away from home (I dont know nor care where youre from and do not wish to google up those locations but im sure they are way better than thailand, china, japan or any other foreign country I've been to) that is way better than serving your country in the military....fuck, you are one bad ass motherfucker man and I have no retort to that......

Oh, other than this
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Im kinda bored with you now, maybe after a few more cups of liquor ill have some more fun with you.


NawNAWNAW, NO LIQOUR, BEER IS BETTER THAN LIQOUR.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:48 AM #579728
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Only cos I'm dead curious. Which one was better? Your visit to Hong Kong, Singapore or S Korea?

Australia is a good place for a holiday and depending on where you live, not really that great for living.

Signapore was really nice but we were onlt there for a few days because we had to pull out early to aid Thailand in flood relief efforts. But it was amazing over there. South Korea was OKAY, not bad but one of the less awesome ports. There was only one fun party street and there wasnt much there. Hong Kong was pretty amazing too, beautiful views and no shit, I found a bar named MCLOVINS TAVERN which had amazing house beer, and a kick ass band that I got a picture with when they took a break. The 2 girls in the band were pretty smoking hot, one had a purple wig and the other had an orange one. I also went and bought a tshirt from the bar and to this day it is probably one of my favorite souvenirs.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM #579729
I haven't gotten a chance to go to the far east, but from places I've been overseas, I have to say my favorites were Berlin, Edinburgh, Amsterdam, and Dublin.

Brussels was kinda cool too, hated Paris, and London was only alright.

Oh, and La Republica Dominicana, Grade A dark rum and hand rolled cigars.

and a dollar got me more shrimp then 10 people could ever eat.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM #579730
No talking about countries on my thread now(unless I make a country thread).
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Jan 20, 2012 10:52 AM #579731
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Signapore was really nice but we were onlt there for a few days because we had to pull out early to aid Thailand in flood relief efforts. But it was amazing over there. South Korea was OKAY, not bad but one of the less awesome ports. There was only one fun party street and there wasnt much there. Hong Kong was pretty amazing too, beautiful views and no shit, I found a bar named MCLOVINS TAVERN which had amazing house beer, and a kick ass band that I got a picture with when they took a break. The 2 girls in the band were pretty smoking hot, one had a purple wig and the other had an orange one. I also went and bought a tshirt from the bar and to this day it is probably one of my favorite souvenirs.

Dude sounds like you had a hella time. I guess it's not in every job you get you travel like that and stuff. lol at the way you said the t-shirt thing.

It starting to seem that every thread is the Chat thread now.
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Jan 20, 2012 10:56 AM #579732
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Dude sounds like you had a hella time. I guess it's not in every job you get you travel like that and stuff. lol at the way you said the t-shirt thing.

It starting to seem that every thread is the Chat thread now.
As long as it goes against what CMpunkass wants I think its fun.

I would love to go over to the eastern side of the world. Im stuck in the Pacific Ocean region so all I really get to see are the asian countries, which honestly arent that bad. Japan is amazing though, taking the train up to Akihabara (The geek capital of Japan) is fun as hell. Porn shops EVERYWHERE, and theyll even have machines that dispense miniature porn hentai figures near where kids wander. I walked into a figurine/actrion figure shop, walking along seeing gundam, sailor moon, evangelion figures then suddenly HENTAI GIRL LEANING BACK SPREADING HER LEGS SHOWING HER PUSS NO CENSOR and I look down in front of me and there is this kid, maybe 8 years old walking around.

Love Japan.