The FML Thread

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Jan 22, 2012 9:24 PM #580678
It's been so ingrained into my psyche from when I was a child and actually listened to what people said that being gay is a *bad thing* that I subconsciously hate myself
FML
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Jan 22, 2012 9:28 PM #580682
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State why your life sucks. For example: I have two major exams in the next five days and I haven't started revising for them,


cheer up itll work out!!!!!1
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Jan 23, 2012 2:10 AM #580841
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GUY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE

but I wouldn't dare ask, because I couldn't even consider breaking up a happy couple.


Trust me, i don't want to well i do but i could not bring my self to do it
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Jan 23, 2012 2:18 AM #580844
I'm surrounded by beings who embrace reality thinking it is a good thing, while I'm cast out for embracing imagination. FML
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Jan 23, 2012 3:55 AM #580855
i got this squirrel in my ceiling, i constantly runs through my room ceiling and i barely get any sleep.
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Jan 23, 2012 3:56 AM #580856
You must be a light sleeper to get woken up by a squirrel in your ceiling.
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Jan 23, 2012 7:57 AM #580898
Cute. He thinks I'm a squirrel.
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Jan 23, 2012 11:46 AM #580931
I had to wake up 30 minutes earlier than normal today ;< FML MAN
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Jan 23, 2012 12:14 PM #580936
Whenever I go outside, I hallucinate (Alice in Wonderland Syndrome). I have to take Anti-Depressants and go in therapy because I can't leave the house. I don't make money but I still have to pay for insurance. After 7 years of struggling to keep my ass on school, I have missed the past 4 months because of my situation, forcing me to either drop out or redo this year, if they let me. If I can actually go back to school, I'll have to do exams for which I can never study because I have no idea what they're about and school doesn't even try to help me out.

You really think your life sucks because you can't get a tank top or you have 'girl problems'? Go fuck yourself.
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Jan 23, 2012 2:13 PM #580948
Stress and sadness are relative.

But your situation is pretty bad I'll admit.
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Jan 23, 2012 2:18 PM #580949
I just broke up with my girlfriend.

Where do I sign up?
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Jan 23, 2012 2:28 PM #580954
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I just broke up with my girlfriend.


Where do I sign up?


i know that feel bro
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Jan 23, 2012 6:12 PM #580996
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Whenever I go outside, I hallucinate (Alice in Wonderland Syndrome). I have to take Anti-Depressants and go in therapy because I can't leave the house. I don't make money but I still have to pay for insurance. After 7 years of struggling to keep my ass on school, I have missed the past 4 months because of my situation, forcing me to either drop out or redo this year, if they let me. If I can actually go back to school, I'll have to do exams for which I can never study because I have no idea what they're about and school doesn't even try to help me out.

You really think your life sucks because you can't get a tank top or you have 'girl problems'? Go fuck yourself.


And you think people on the internet care Bahahaha, your funny. Now go fuck yourself.
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Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM #581002
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And you think people on the internet care Bahahaha, your funny. Now go fuck yourself.


Usually, one of the signs of a hidden love interest is following someone around and trying to get their attention, be it positive or negative.

I'm going to have to let you know, I have both a penis and a relationship. Just so you know what you're getting yourself into.
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Jan 23, 2012 7:52 PM #581021
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Just so you know what you're getting yourself into.

That's kinda an empty threat. Unless you're a super-haxxor laddd ayy?