The FML Thread

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Jan 24, 2012 9:50 PM #581473
About all of this homosexual debating: WWJD? He would invite the homosexuals to dine with him and teach them about the message. Then set them on fire and send them to Hell when they weren't looking.

Stole Dulce back from my cousin. If he thinks he can court her that easily then he underestimates her attraction to me. I'm going to be FinML.
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Feb 19, 2012 8:44 PM #606217
Revived because I just lost fifty frames of animation when my computer crashed. Urrrrgh.

I might quit that project entirely and just focus on killing Sacred.
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Feb 19, 2012 9:52 PM #606224
my project is having extreme problems and totally isn't working and i'm running out of time
was assigned it in october, and it's due in less than a week now, yet i still haven't done the experiment right...
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Feb 19, 2012 10:04 PM #606226
I have a major project assigned a month ago, due in two days and I haven't started.
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Feb 22, 2012 9:02 PM #606945
>wake up
>walk to the bathroom
>take a piss
>cat walks in and starts walking around and jumping everywhere
>piss flys everywhere
>has to clean it all up

>fml
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Feb 22, 2012 9:07 PM #606948
You can't even greentext right. You're such a loser.
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Feb 22, 2012 9:44 PM #606973
Newfags can't green text.
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Feb 22, 2012 9:50 PM #606976
you put "greentext" as two words, obvious newfag
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Feb 22, 2012 9:52 PM #606978
You didn't capitalize, nor put a period at the end. obvious oldfag
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Feb 23, 2012 12:39 AM #607038
My little sister is fucking disgusting. We've been on break from school since the end of Friday, and since she has no obligations, she hasn't taken a bath/shower the whole time. That's going on like six days or something. She smells terrible and I've got to live in this house with her for the rest of the week because my best friend is busy. FML.
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Feb 23, 2012 12:47 AM #607046
You don't take a shower so that you look nice when you go out. You take one to be clean. Feeling clean is an amazing sensation.
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Feb 23, 2012 12:50 AM #607047
When did I ever imply that? I said since she doesn't have to go anywhere and impress any fucking 6th grade boys or whatever, she doesn't bother. Learn to read, loser.
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Feb 23, 2012 12:52 AM #607050
at least you have a sister
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Feb 23, 2012 12:53 AM #607052
I have suicidal thoughts, I'm 60 pounds overweight, I have exactly one real friend, I'm failing physical education, my gym teacher lies about my participation, I have no social life and I spend almost all day hearing noise at around shouting volume.
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Feb 23, 2012 12:55 AM #607054
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at least you have a sister

I wish I had an older brother. At least we'd be able to relate.