2-D Has Anger Management Issues

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Jan 24, 2012 5:44 AM #581268
I was in a community newspaper. They asked me when I planned to quit smoking and I said, "when the snow falls for the first time." That was two years ago.

And the article is at the Park City, IL police station. My dad is a cop and one of the other officers brought the article in because he wanted to show my dad that he found someone in the paper with the same name as him. He didn't know that I was his son. So now I'm famous as the wanna be gang banger because I was wearing a hat tilted to the side in the picture. Now what?
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Jan 24, 2012 5:48 AM #581271
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I was in a community newspaper. They asked me when I planned to quit smoking and I said, "when the snow falls for the first time." That was two years ago.

And the article is at the Park City, IL police station. My dad is a cop and one of the other officers brought the article in because he wanted to show my dad that he found someone in the paper with the same name as him. He didn't know that I was his son. So now I'm famous as the wanna be gang banger because I was wearing a hat tilted to the side in the picture. Now what?


I was part of the community thing about something(I can't remember) in London. I even met the Prime Minister of London. Have you met a Prime Minister yet?
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Jan 24, 2012 5:55 AM #581278
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I was part of the community thing about something(I can't remember) in London. I even met the Prime Minister of London. Have you met a Prime Minister yet?


You take your socialist government and shove it up your ass. Capitalism is where it is at. USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Jan 24, 2012 5:58 AM #581282
Or you can be baddass like us Australians with our constitutional monarch.

Although if I was in the presence of royaly, honestly. I would not bow. Bitches except you to respect them because they were born into it.
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Jan 24, 2012 5:59 AM #581283
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You take your socialist government and shove it up your ass. Capitalism is where it is at. USA! USA! USA! USA!


My asscrack isn't big enough to shove a Socialist Government up it sorry.
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Jan 24, 2012 6:04 AM #581286
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Or you can be baddass like us Australians with our constitutional monarch.

Although if I was in the presence of royaly, honestly. I would not bow. Bitches except you to respect them because they were born into it.


Monarchy's are okay. Since I am apart of one, religiously anyways. The problem with them though is if you get a real asshole as a leader, the whole country is fucked.
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Jan 24, 2012 6:31 AM #581303
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Monarchy's are okay. Since I am apart of one, religiously anyways. The problem with them though is if you get a real asshole as a leader, the whole country is fucked.


Fucked by the leader? Is that why the are so many countries? Because the leader fucked it and the country became pregnate and it gave birth to another country? Who knew countrys were girls. Their the only females that can give birth and the country has a VAGINA!? Even an ass and tities? Shit son.
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Jan 24, 2012 7:26 AM #581319
Video needs more rage in your voice. Scream and throw shit around in the background and speak in tongues.
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Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM #581341
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Monarchy's are okay. Since I am apart of one, religiously anyways. The problem with them though is if you get a real asshole as a leader, the whole country is fucked.


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You realize america has the same problem, right?
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Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM #581351
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You realize america has the same problem, right?


well, in America it would be the voter's fault. With monarchy, when the leader sucks, it's the family's fault.
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Jan 24, 2012 11:37 AM #581353
Monarchy is all about dat wincest.
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Jan 24, 2012 1:35 PM #581364
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well, in America it would be the voter's fault. With monarchy, when the leader sucks, it's the family's fault.


>Implying voters have any good choices


HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

The American government has been bought since the 50's my man. It's a pure corporatocracy now.
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Jan 24, 2012 7:35 PM #581424
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>Implying voters have any good choices


HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

The American government has been bought since the 50's my man. It's a pure corporatocracy now.


This.

If the election were left to the people, Ron Paul would win in a heartbeat.

BLUH BLUH GINGRICH BLUH
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Jan 24, 2012 9:08 PM #581444
Haha love the quote:

"It will turn any fucking link...into...a freakin.... link"
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Jan 25, 2012 1:13 AM #581625
@Voting: With the electoral college thing here in America, it's pretty much never been under the control of the voters. The electoral college could elect whoever the fuck they want and it might have nothing to do with popular vote.