I'm still waiting for you Jeremy. Wherever you are. This is where we left off:
You called me white, now the battle has begun,
I ain't no gringo, I am as pure as the sun.
Take your Paramore loving ass, away from my Earth,
My life is a blessing, while your life is a curse.
estoy hablando a tu, so listen up foo',
You're the bitch, my dick is up you.
Don't talk about my Koreans, or any kind of Asian,
Otherwise I'll give the word, and start the invasion.
나는 생명이다, 당신은 죽음 아르
Just rapped at you in Korean, now what'cha gonna do?
A picture is worth a thousand words, the saying goes,
So I assume that this is more, look, a video:
While I wait for Jeremy, the rest of you come at me.
Rap battle thread
Started by: ChristianEater | Replies: 10 | Views: 1,375 | Closed
Jan 24, 2012 1:18 AM #581183
Feb 28, 2012 5:49 AM #609398
Na, na, na, na.
Going to slash and gash.
Na, na, na, na.
Put another hole in your ass.
Spill blood on the walls,
And play tennis with your balls.
If the phone rings,
Don't answer the call.
I'll slit your throat,
Fuck you like a goat.
I'll scrape your skin off,
And make a winter coat.
I'm a Dennys Surprise,
I'll scoop out both of your eyes.
I'm the last thing you'll see,
I'll hang you from a tree.
Going to slash and gash.
Na, na, na, na.
Put another hole in your ass.
Spill blood on the walls,
And play tennis with your balls.
If the phone rings,
Don't answer the call.
I'll slit your throat,
Fuck you like a goat.
I'll scrape your skin off,
And make a winter coat.
I'm a Dennys Surprise,
I'll scoop out both of your eyes.
I'm the last thing you'll see,
I'll hang you from a tree.
Feb 28, 2012 6:02 AM #609407
Yo, yo,...
Ima badass,
I'll make you suck my dick.
I'll bash you down and you'd be a ass-kic---
(Throat gets cut by CE)...fff...*f..Fu...fuck...k...
Ima badass,
I'll make you suck my dick.
I'll bash you down and you'd be a ass-kic---
(Throat gets cut by CE)...fff...*f..Fu...fuck...k...
Feb 28, 2012 11:04 AM #609464
To be honest, I pity you because of that Korean crap you submit.
Not that I'm racist, but it makes you look like you think you're the shit.
And this only fits: You're evidently low on brain cells.
Because you make it look like you're cool, but you're not, and everyone can tell.
And all that your behavior transmits
is that you want to be badass. Too bad you're a bit unfit to do it, you tit.
Get it?
Probably not, so let me explain why you're looked at in awe.
It's mostly because you're round and need to wear a bra.
Not that I'm racist, but it makes you look like you think you're the shit.
And this only fits: You're evidently low on brain cells.
Because you make it look like you're cool, but you're not, and everyone can tell.
And all that your behavior transmits
is that you want to be badass. Too bad you're a bit unfit to do it, you tit.
Get it?
Probably not, so let me explain why you're looked at in awe.
It's mostly because you're round and need to wear a bra.
Feb 28, 2012 2:26 PM #609502
Vorox's is the best.
You guys are just rhyming, get creative and add some clever shit and metaphors in there.
You guys are just rhyming, get creative and add some clever shit and metaphors in there.
Feb 28, 2012 6:41 PM #609549
Vorox is wack... he stole that from Scary Movie...
Feb 28, 2012 6:54 PM #609553
Yes it is true I stole it off Scary Movie(1) but I thought it would be cool.
Feb 28, 2012 6:55 PM #609554
Lol not trying to be an ass I was just kinda joking... but try to come up with something original next time...
Feb 28, 2012 8:54 PM #609592
Quik once licked his dog's dick
His mother caught him then he tried to deny it
Wouldn't have it, its a habit she said you fucking prick
penis
His mother caught him then he tried to deny it
Wouldn't have it, its a habit she said you fucking prick
penis
Feb 29, 2012 5:21 AM #609717
Yo, yo, yo.
Everybody in the 24/7,
Make everyone around you contest.
It'll be for a good reason,
It'll make em' pee son.
If you want a woman to take offf her bra,
Then just be cool bro.
If there are other gangsters trying to fuck up your carear,
Then fuck theirs up on the rea-end.
If you get pissy with me,
Then I'll shoot you see.
I fucked your mom last night,
I did it with might.
If you're a gaylord who likes watching dicks,
Then why not pick it?
Don't be such a tit,
Go take a shit!
EDIT: I DIDN'T STEAL THIS YOU TIT, GET IT?
Everybody in the 24/7,
Make everyone around you contest.
It'll be for a good reason,
It'll make em' pee son.
If you want a woman to take offf her bra,
Then just be cool bro.
If there are other gangsters trying to fuck up your carear,
Then fuck theirs up on the rea-end.
If you get pissy with me,
Then I'll shoot you see.
I fucked your mom last night,
I did it with might.
If you're a gaylord who likes watching dicks,
Then why not pick it?
Don't be such a tit,
Go take a shit!
EDIT: I DIDN'T STEAL THIS YOU TIT, GET IT?
Feb 29, 2012 2:03 PM #609808
Oh dear God, no.