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Jan 25, 2012 12:44 AM #581568
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Hahaha, I almost forgot, you're a Canadian. Jesus man, consider yourself lucky. You people have common sense over there, like here in Europe.

In the USA, all hope is lost on the religious front. Those people are fullhelm Jesus. They actually have blacklists of doctors that do abortions and have KILLED SOME OF THESE DOCTORS.


Bitches be crazy. Especially the Jesus Warriors.

Watch Religulous, by Bill Maher. You'll see those crazy cooks.

Holy balls, fuck the US haha.
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not to pry, but are you a Christian?

Yep. Or at least some branch of it that has no problem with abortion/homosexuality or any of that other dumb stuff that Gyohdon's talking about.
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Jan 25, 2012 12:45 AM #581571
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some branch of it that has no problem with abortion/homosexuality or any of that other dumb stuff that Gyohdon's talking about.

you should probably look into reading your religion's bible :p
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Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM #581574
Have you ever read the Rick James bible?
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Jan 25, 2012 12:46 AM #581576
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you should probably look into reading your religion's bible :p


Abortion is never mentioned, because it didn't exist back then and homosexuality is praised by Jesus.

Lol.
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Jan 25, 2012 12:49 AM #581579
Honestly, I think that most of the witch hunt texts and anti-homosexual texts were parts that were edited in by kings/high priests that had the power to change what the bible said as it was printed/published. If religion has any truth whatsoever, then a god who loved all his creations wouldn't have hypocrasy and violence scattered throughout all of Exodus.

And abortion wasn't around back then. :u
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Jan 25, 2012 12:51 AM #581584
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Abortion is never mentioned, because it didn't exist back then and homosexuality is praised by Jesus.

Lol.

I was mainly referring to homosexuality.
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Jan 25, 2012 12:51 AM #581586
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Honestly, I think that most of the witch hunt texts and anti-homosexual texts were parts that were edited in by a king that had the power to change the bible over time. If religion has any truth whatsoever, then a god who loved all his creations wouldn't have hypocrasy and violence scattered throughout all of Exodus.

And abortion wasn't around back then. :u


>Implying god loved his creations.

He fucking hated them dude. Read the original shit of the Old Testament. Think about the whole concept of Hell. The guy hates everyone. He's the biggest dick in the world.
I'm probably going to sound like a douchebag now, but how can someone as intelligent as you be a Christian?
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Jan 25, 2012 12:53 AM #581587
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I'm probably going to sound like a douchebag now, but how can someone as intelligent as you be a Christian?

If you just interpret everything you don't like as a metaphor or "added in by people" then you can cherrypick out a light version of Christianity that is easier to accept.
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Jan 25, 2012 12:55 AM #581590
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If you just interpret everything you don't like as a metaphor or "added in by people" then you can cherrypick out a light version of Christianity that is easier to accept.


Intellectual dishonesty pisses me off the most in this world.
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Jan 25, 2012 12:56 AM #581595
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And abortion wasn't around back then. :u


You never heard of a coat hanger?
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Jan 25, 2012 1:01 AM #581606
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>Implying god loved his creations.

He fucking hated them dude. Read the original shit of the Old Testament. Think about the whole concept of Hell. The guy hates everyone. He's the biggest dick in the world.

Unless I'm wrong, most of the violence that happened in the Old Testament was humanity's own evil, and not God himself. I'm probably just not remembering something.
As for Hell, Im sure it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that they stay in that place for eternity. Hell, a toddler would be smarter than God if he chose to only "punish the sinners" for as long as they deserved, instead of making them burn for eternity because they sinned occasionally throughout life. If Hell exists, the people who get sent there don't go there for all of eternity. A single lifetime isn't enough time to do enough evil to stay in there for that long.
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I'm probably going to sound like a douchebag now, but how can someone as intelligent as you be a Christian?


Because not all Christains fit the same stereotype? I dunno.
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Jan 25, 2012 1:02 AM #581607
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6twSN8ZS_VA&skipcontrinter=1
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Jan 25, 2012 1:04 AM #581609
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Unless I'm wrong, most of the violence that happened in the Old Testament was humanity's own evil, and not God himself. I'm probably just not remembering something.
As for Hell, Im sure it doesn't say anywhere in the bible that they stay in that place for eternity. Hell, a toddler would be smarter than God if he chose to only "punish the sinners" for as long as they deserved, instead of making them burn for eternity because they sinned occasionally throughout life. If Hell exists, the people who get sent there don't go there for all of eternity. A single lifetime isn't enough time to do enough evil to stay in there for that long.


Because not all Christains fit the same stereotype? I dunno.

Calling BS on that. I'm pretty sure that the bible, in several places, emphasizes the wholte "BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY" idea.
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Jan 25, 2012 1:06 AM #581611
I dunno. Even on some sites that are all like, "REPENT BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL", trying to scare people into Christianity, don't post any quotes from the bible that say that the people go to hell forever.
There's a fuckload of verses in there though, so maybe I missed some.
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Jan 25, 2012 1:16 AM #581627
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I dunno. Even on some sites that are all like, "REPENT BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL", trying to scare people into Christianity, don't post any quotes from the bible that say that the people go to hell forever.
There's a fuckload of verses in there though, so maybe I missed some.

The video I posted touches on this. There are plenty of verses that say the wicked will be thrown into eternal fire and whatnot (you can find them with a quick google search), but it only outright says "forever and ever" when talking about Satan's punishment.