the darwin awards
Started by: Monkeyfist | Replies: 17 | Views: 871
Jan 27, 2012 5:33 PM #582399
find cases or legends of people dying or losing their genitals in crazy ways.
Jan 27, 2012 5:46 PM #582407
I lost mine inside your mom. Grew back a new one though.
Jan 27, 2012 6:20 PM #582416
Quote from NishI lost mine inside your mom. Grew back a new one though.
That's so...
*takes off hipster glasses*
Un-Original.
Jan 28, 2012 4:08 AM #582588
I'm unimpressed... :l
Jan 28, 2012 4:12 AM #582593
i'd like to monkeyfist your boy-pussy, faggot.
Jan 28, 2012 4:15 AM #582595
Can I win an award? I collected an amazing array of quotes, all from today ;>
Quote from NishNope. My thing is inside your mom.
Quote from NishDepends. How much has your mom had to drink?
Quote from NishGood idea, ask him. He would probably know the right dose for your mom too.
Quote from NishI lost mine inside your mom. Grew back a new one though.
Jan 28, 2012 4:20 AM #582600
Devour your taste keeps improving day by day.
Kinda like your mo... oh wait.
Kinda like your mo... oh wait.
Jan 28, 2012 5:24 AM #582675
If my mother's tastes were improving, she'd stay far away from you.
<333
<333
Jan 28, 2012 5:28 AM #582679
Quote from DevourIf my mother's tastes were improving, she'd stay far away from you.
Oh yeah? Oh yeah?
Damn it. Now i'm too proud of you to insult you.
Jan 28, 2012 5:31 AM #582683
Too proud to insult him about his mother now, right? It happens because it's true.
Now go hug him Nish. And tell your son how much you love him.
Now go hug him Nish. And tell your son how much you love him.
Jan 28, 2012 5:33 AM #582687
Quote from NishOh yeah? Oh yeah?
Damn it. Now i'm too proud of you to insult you.
It's alright. You are one sexy man. ;)
Jan 28, 2012 5:36 AM #582692
Quote from SacredToo proud to insult him about his mother now, right? It happens because it's true.
Now go hug him Nish. And tell your son how much you love him.
I still remember looking into his eyes when he was a baby and saying "You shall be named Devour".
*sniff* come here you...
Jan 28, 2012 5:39 AM #582696
As a baby, I remember you were the most badass toddler ever. Six years old and banging 20 year old ladies
Aww yeah.
Aww yeah.
Jan 28, 2012 5:41 AM #582699
Devour always makes me feel like a boss.
By the way, what was the original point of this thread?
By the way, what was the original point of this thread?
Jan 28, 2012 5:42 AM #582701
to talk about... penis mutilation in crazy ways? i dont know