the darwin awards

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Jan 27, 2012 5:33 PM #582399
find cases or legends of people dying or losing their genitals in crazy ways.
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Jan 27, 2012 5:46 PM #582407
I lost mine inside your mom. Grew back a new one though.
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Jan 27, 2012 6:20 PM #582416
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I lost mine inside your mom. Grew back a new one though.


That's so...

*takes off hipster glasses*

Un-Original.
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Jan 28, 2012 4:08 AM #582588
I'm unimpressed... :l
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Jan 28, 2012 4:12 AM #582593
i'd like to monkeyfist your boy-pussy, faggot.
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Jan 28, 2012 4:15 AM #582595
Can I win an award? I collected an amazing array of quotes, all from today ;>

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Nope. My thing is inside your mom.


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Depends. How much has your mom had to drink?


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Good idea, ask him. He would probably know the right dose for your mom too.


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I lost mine inside your mom. Grew back a new one though.
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Jan 28, 2012 4:20 AM #582600
Devour your taste keeps improving day by day.


Kinda like your mo... oh wait.
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Jan 28, 2012 5:24 AM #582675
If my mother's tastes were improving, she'd stay far away from you.

<333
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Jan 28, 2012 5:28 AM #582679
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If my mother's tastes were improving, she'd stay far away from you.


Oh yeah? Oh yeah?

Damn it. Now i'm too proud of you to insult you.
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Jan 28, 2012 5:31 AM #582683
Too proud to insult him about his mother now, right? It happens because it's true.

Now go hug him Nish. And tell your son how much you love him.
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Jan 28, 2012 5:33 AM #582687
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Oh yeah? Oh yeah?

Damn it. Now i'm too proud of you to insult you.


It's alright. You are one sexy man. ;)
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Jan 28, 2012 5:36 AM #582692
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Too proud to insult him about his mother now, right? It happens because it's true.

Now go hug him Nish. And tell your son how much you love him.



I still remember looking into his eyes when he was a baby and saying "You shall be named Devour".

*sniff* come here you...
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Jan 28, 2012 5:39 AM #582696
As a baby, I remember you were the most badass toddler ever. Six years old and banging 20 year old ladies
Aww yeah.
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Jan 28, 2012 5:41 AM #582699
Devour always makes me feel like a boss.



By the way, what was the original point of this thread?
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Jan 28, 2012 5:42 AM #582701
to talk about... penis mutilation in crazy ways? i dont know