I recently began reading it and am finding it quite humorous. Who else has read this? I know it has been around for years.
If you don't know what it is just google "flying spaghetti monster"
For the gospel just google "flying spaghetti monster gospel torrent" and download the book.
Here is an extract:
"Take gravity, for example: the force of attraction between massive
particles. We know a great deal about the properties of gravity, yet we
know nothing about the cause of the force itself. Why are particles attracted
to one other? If we review the literature, we find a lot of material
dealing with the properties of gravity, but very little dealing with the
underlying cause of this attraction. Until we have a proven answer to
this question, it seems irresponsible to instruct students in what is, ultimately,
just a theory. However, if we must discuss the theory of gravity
at all, then it's reasonable that all suggested theories should be given
equal time, since none have been proven or disproven. Therefore, I formally
submit that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is behind this strange
and often misunderstood force. What if it is He, pushing us down with His Noodly Appendages, that
causes this force? He is invisible, remember, and is undetectable by
current instruments, so in theory it is possible. And the fact that the
gravitational powers of the Spaghetti Monster haven't been disproven
makes it all the more likely to be true. We can only guess as to His motives,
but it's logical to assume that if He is going to such trouble, there
is a good reason. It could be that He doesn't want us floating off earth
into space, or maybe just that He enjoys touching us—we may never
know."
Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Started by: Cronos | Replies: 55 | Views: 1,890
Jan 28, 2012 3:31 PM #582905
Jan 28, 2012 3:35 PM #582911
This is the fundamental atheist argument that nothing exists unless it can be empirically proven.I have my personal problems with it, but its not something I would oppose on a larger scale.
Jan 28, 2012 3:37 PM #582914
Pretty much exactly that.
Jan 28, 2012 3:38 PM #582916
Anyone ever given Magick a proper shot here?
Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM #582918
Hail the flying spaghetti monster.
Jan 28, 2012 3:40 PM #582919
You are spelling magic with a k. And it scares me.
Jan 28, 2012 3:43 PM #582921
Alistair Crowely spelt it magick to differentiate it from sleight-of-hand and other party tricks, street-magic skills, which are now the conventional meaning of 'magic'.
Jan 28, 2012 3:44 PM #582924
Enough, can't we praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster in peace?
Jan 28, 2012 3:45 PM #582925
Oh. Well I guess people are just continually re defining magic by adding extra letters.
Street - magic
That guy - magick
skyrim - magicka
Street - magic
That guy - magick
skyrim - magicka
Jan 28, 2012 3:45 PM #582926
magickus .
Jan 28, 2012 3:47 PM #582927
Magickush
Jan 28, 2012 3:49 PM #582930
Magikusht .
Jan 28, 2012 3:55 PM #582933
Magikushta
Jan 28, 2012 3:57 PM #582935
Magickustan
Jan 28, 2012 4:11 PM #582937
Magickushtani