Reason:
Spam
Post: Carrots are evil beings
Forum: The Debate Forum
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Posted by: =^[DarkO]^=
Original Content:
Do you miss sitting in train stations waiting for candy from strange men in white vans?
Do you miss the thrilling feel of cheese wrapped around your brain?
Do you have a rabbit, hedgehog, toilet, or are you a rabbit, hedgehog or toilet?
Then today is YOUR lucky day! Take a one way ticket to Jesus' Cricket Ranch for Brain Sugar and get kicked every day, for FREE! Tickets only cost £50.99! BARGAIN!
Every day of your life for a nanosecond, happy as you can be! Just call 0800-555-UMAD-BRO and you will turn into a bar of chocolate! WOW! And you want more? Well good, because you're going to jail!
Even golf can't buying a crate! As my famous shoe once said, "Roses are grey, violets are grey, lol ima dog". Your life is in danger. Please evacuate the radiator immediatly.
I think I need help....mental illness or something. Help. Me.
Also, destroy all carrots.