You probably already know about this shit. This crap is old. But still, www.bluewaffletasty.com
Ah, just kidding. Fucking faggot. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2074301/Woman-with-objects-fetish-marries-Eiffel-Tower.html

"she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

Ouch ? If I were a woman I doubt I'd embrace the idea of getting splinters down there.