I ran naked with a dog because I love marijuana.

Sounds fun. :P

I killed a bag of weed because I have amazing boobs.

You jelly none existant girls?

I killed a french fry because i love marijuana.

O_O

I killed the kool-aid guy because I’m good in bed.

Huh, Intwesting...

It always is.

I banged a doughnut because I love marijuana.

... possible.

I ran shirtless with a shoe because I'm gay.

Oh weird that's what the sentence-o-tron says too!

I ran naked with A glass of milk Because I love marijuana

that makes sence. Shit geo it looks like im after you but im not :/

I banged a glass of milk because I'm sexy as hell.
Wat...

I banged a jar of honey because I smoke crack.

I wonder if the jar of honey enjoyed it.

I killed a horse because I'm good in bed.

I ate a horse because I am sexy as hell.